900+ Jokes for Kids (Free Printable)
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Jokes are an amazing way to get friends and family laughing (or rolling their eyes) together. Whether you’re looking to get giggles with seasonal favorites like winter or Halloween jokes or groaning over goofy Dad jokes, there’s something here for kids and adults alike.
Jokes also add some entertainment to reading practice for children, making them a fun literacy tool to weave into your regular routine. Check out our jokes below and print them out for easy use at home or in the car or classroom!
Classic Jokes for Kids
Why did the spoon get grounded?
It stirred up trouble!
What did the fridge say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
Why was the washing machine so good at telling stories?
Because it could spin tales!
Why did the curtains do well in school?
They were good at pulling things together!
Why did the sink break up with the faucet?
It felt drained!
Why did the blender apply for a new job?
It wanted to mix things up!
What did the closet say to the clothes?
Let’s hang out!
Why did the sponge fail the test?
It was soaking up the wrong answers!
Why was the ironing board tired?
It was feeling a little flat!
What do you call a jealous laundry basket?
A clothes competitor!
What did the drawer say to the cabinet?
Stop being so closed off!
Why was the broom always winning?
It swept the competition!
What did the light switch say to the bulb?
You brighten my day!
Why did the doormat feel unappreciated?
People walked all over it!
Why was the table so confident?
It always had four strong legs to stand on!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the napkin say at the dinner party?
I’ve got you covered!
What did the chair say to the guest?
Take a seat!
Why was the kitchen so noisy?
Because the pots couldn’t keep a lid on it!
What’s the laziest part of the house?
The recliner!
What did the windows say during the storm?
I can’t see a thing!
Why did the TV go to acting school?
It wanted to improve its on-screen presence!
Why did the freezer start acting strange?
It was having a meltdown!
Why did the mirror join a gym?
It wanted to reflect a healthier image!
Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
Why did the bed go to band practice?
To get some sheet music!
Seasonal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
Winter Jokes and Riddles
Warm up with a good laugh about snowmen, penguins, knock-knock jokes, and more.
Spring Jokes and Riddles
Add some laughter to the rainy season with spring-themed jokes about vacations, animals, and more!
Holiday Jokes and Riddles for Kids
Christmas Jokes and Riddles
Enjoy some holiday cheer with kid-friendly Christmas jokes featuring Santa, snowmen, elves, reindeer, and more!
Valentine’s Day Jokes and Riddles
Add some “hearty-har-har” to this holiday with jokes about animals, food, love, and friendship.
Easter Jokes and Riddles
From bunnies to eggs, these Easter jokes poke fun at this holiday’s classic characters and activites.
Dad Jokes (Father’s Day Jokes)
Prepare for laughs and eye-rolls with this printable collection of classic dad jokes!
Halloween Jokes and Riddles
Get ready for laughs with these fun and free printable Halloween jokes that are perfect for parties!
Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles
Share some laughs at the table this year with jokes about turkeys, festive foods, and classic holiday traditions.
Get even more riddles!
Keep the laughs coming with our huge collection of riddles for kids!
Holiday and Seasonal Coloring Pages
Coloring pages provide another fun way to learn about and celebrate different seasons and holidays.
Coloring Pages
