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90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)
This massive collection of dinosaur jokes will have kids roaring with laughter!
Get ready for some dino-mite giggles! This collection of dinosaur jokes for kids is full of silly puns and playful humor that bring put a prehistoric twist on humor. Perfect for sharing at home, in the classroom, or on the go, these jokes are sure to add a little extra joy to the day.
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Dinosaur Wordplay & Name Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
- Do-you-thinky-saurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
- A Flossiraptor
What do you call a dino who loves crayons?
- Color-asaurus!
What dinosaur is the best at apologizing?
- Tyranno-sorry rex
What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of rhythm?
- Beat-osaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with a dog?
- A Dinosniffer!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves numbers?
- Count-osaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur who loves telling jokes?
- Pun-osaurus
What is the scariest dinosaur?
- A Terror-dactyl
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
- Snore-asaurus
What do you call a triceratops that won’t wake up?
- A dino-snore
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
- A wee-rex
What’s a small dinosaur called?
- A tiny-saur
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
- Try-try-try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
- A tyranno-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
- A thesaurus.
Which dinosaurs make good police officers?
- Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
- A stegosau-rust.
What dinosaur is made of cheese?
- Gorgonzilla
What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
- DINOmite!
What does a triceratops sit on?
- Its tricera-bottom.
What do you call a pig that lives with dinosaurs?
- Jurassic Pork
How do you invite a Tyrannosaurus to a cafe?
- Tea, Rex?
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
- A tyranno-chorus
What do you call a dinosaur who got in a car accident?
- A tyrannosaurus wreck
What are dinosaur wizards called?
- Dinosorcerers!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
- A Tyrannosaurus tex
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
- A Pair-odactyls!
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
- A Scaredactyl!
What do you call an anxious Tyrannosaurus?
- A nervous rex
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
- With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Sports & Activities Dinosaur Jokes
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
- She could really spike the ball!
What do you get when a dinosaur makes a touchdown?
- A dino-score!
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite game?
- Hide and shriek!
What do you call a dinosaur who loves playing Go Fish?
- A card-ivore.
Why shouldn’t you let a dinosaur play games on your computer?
- Because it will eat the mouse.
Why did the dinosaur cross the playground?
- To get to the other slide!
Why did the T-Rex get kicked off the soccer team?
- He kept eating the ball!
What game does a brontosaurus like to play?
- Squash!
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite sport?
- Rug-roar!
What do you call a dinosaur on a skateboard?
- Triceratops on wheels!
Why didn’t the dinosaur play cards?
- Because he was sitting on the deck!
What do dinos play at parties?
- Musical bones!
What did the dinos say when their guests left their party?
- Glad you saur-us!
Silly Dinosaur Jokes
Where did the dinosaur store its underwear?
- In a droar
What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
- With a crane!
What are 2 things dinosaurs can’t have for dinner?
- Breakfast and lunch
What’s found in the middle of dinosaurs?
- The letter S
Why didn’t the Brachyosaurus skeleton cross the road?
- Because it didn’t have the guts
Why did the Brontosaurus have such a long neck?
- Because it had smelly feet
What kind of flooring do dinosaurs put in their homes?
- Rep-tiles
What came after the dinosaur?
- Its tail!
What is the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?
- Hope it doesn’t see you!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
- Two dinosaurs.
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
- Run out of the way!
What type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
- All of them!
What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
- Lefty.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
- A toothbrush.
Why can’t you hear a pterosaur use the bathroom?
- Because the “p” is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
- A blast from the past!
Why don’t dinosaurs like fast food?
- It’s harder to catch!
Why did the dinosaur sit in the shade?
- Because it was a hot-saurus!
Where do dinosaurs go to buy groceries?
- The Dino-store!
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
- The door won’t shut!
Why did the dinosaur eat its homework?
- Because it was hungry!
What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
- Try to cheer it up.
Why did the T. rex have such a long line at its store?
- It was short handed.
How many dinosaurs fit in an empty box?
- One—then it’s not empty!
General Dinosaur Jokes
What did the doctor say to the dinosaur when it wasn’t feeling well?
- Jur-a-ssic dino
What did the dinosaur say to the volcano?
- You’re hot stuff
What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
- Fossil fuel
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
- They can’t afford new ones
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
- It was an early bird
What did the egg say to the dinosaur?
- You’re egg-stinct
What kind of rock wasn’t around during the age of dinosaurs?
- Rock & Roll
Why didn’t the pterosaur respond to the T. rex?
- It was too petrified to answer
What did the paleontologist say when asked for information on Stegosaurus?
- “I’ll see what I can dig up.”
How did the paleontologists celebrate after finding a dinosaur leg bone?
- With a shin dig.
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
- A dino-saw.
How do dinosaurs travel the sea?
- By Tyranno-ship!
What did the dinosaur say after doing poorly on a test?
- I dino what I did wrong!
Why did the dinosaur wear sunglasses?
- Its future was bright!
Which reindeer don’t dinosaurs like?
- Comet
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite number?
- Eight (ATE)!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- To eat the chickens on the other side.
Why was the triceratops such a good doctor?
- It was dino-mite under pressure
What do you call a Brachiosaurus after it spends the day at the gym?
- A dino-sore
Why didn’t the dinosaur sleep well?
- It slept on bedrock
What do you call a dinosaur that just sits around?
- Lazy bones
How did the paleontologists explain her love of dinosaurs?
- “I really dig ‘em”
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