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90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)

This massive collection of dinosaur jokes will have kids roaring with laughter!

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Dinosaur Wordplay & Name Jokes

Sports & Activities Dinosaur Jokes

Silly Dinosaur Jokes

General Dinosaur Jokes

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Get ready for some dino-mite giggles! This collection of dinosaur jokes for kids is full of silly puns and playful humor that bring put a prehistoric twist on humor. Perfect for sharing at home, in the classroom, or on the go, these jokes are sure to add a little extra joy to the day.

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Dinosaur Wordplay & Name Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? 

  • Do-you-thinky-saurus.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

  • A Flossiraptor

What do you call a dino who loves crayons? 

  • Color-asaurus!

What dinosaur is the best at apologizing?

  • Tyranno-sorry rex

What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of rhythm? 

  • Beat-osaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with a dog?

  •  A Dinosniffer!

What do you call a dinosaur that loves numbers? 

  • Count-osaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur who loves telling jokes? 

  • Pun-osaurus

What is the scariest dinosaur?

  • A Terror-dactyl

What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? 

  • Snore-asaurus
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What do you call a triceratops that won’t wake up?

  • A dino-snore

What do you call a baby dinosaur? 

  • A wee-rex

What’s a small dinosaur called?

  • A tiny-saur

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? 

  • Try-try-try-ceratops.

What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? 

  • A tyranno-snorus.

What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary? 

  • A thesaurus.

Which dinosaurs make good police officers? 

  • Tricera-cops.

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? 

  • A stegosau-rust.

What dinosaur is made of cheese?

  • Gorgonzilla

What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like? 

  • DINOmite!

What does a triceratops sit on? 

  • Its tricera-bottom.

What do you call a pig that lives with dinosaurs?

  • Jurassic Pork

How do you invite a Tyrannosaurus to a cafe? 

  • Tea, Rex?

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

  • A tyranno-chorus

What do you call a dinosaur who got in a car accident?

  • A tyrannosaurus wreck

What are dinosaur wizards called? 

  • Dinosorcerers!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?

  • A Tyrannosaurus tex

What do you call twin dinosaurs? 

  • A Pair-odactyls!

What do you call a dinosaur ghost? 

  • A Scaredactyl!

What do you call an anxious Tyrannosaurus?

  • A nervous rex

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? 

  • With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Sports & Activities Dinosaur Jokes

Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? 

  • She could really spike the ball!

What do you get when a dinosaur makes a touchdown? 

  • A dino-score!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite game? 

  • Hide and shriek!

What do you call a dinosaur who loves playing Go Fish?

  • A card-ivore.

Why shouldn’t you let a dinosaur play games on your computer? 

  • Because it will eat the mouse.
Illustration of a feathered dinosaur with blue and teal wings, a long tail, slender legs, and an orange crest on its head, standing on a white background.

Why did the dinosaur cross the playground? 

  • To get to the other slide!

Why did the T-Rex get kicked off the soccer team? 

  • He kept eating the ball!

What game does a brontosaurus like to play? 

  • Squash!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite sport? 

  • Rug-roar!

What do you call a dinosaur on a skateboard? 

  • Triceratops on wheels!

Why didn’t the dinosaur play cards? 

  • Because he was sitting on the deck!

What do dinos play at parties? 

  • Musical bones!

What did the dinos say when their guests left their party?

  • Glad you saur-us!

Silly Dinosaur Jokes

Where did the dinosaur store its underwear?

  • In a droar

What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? 

  • With a crane!

What are 2 things dinosaurs can’t have for dinner?

  • Breakfast and lunch

What’s found in the middle of dinosaurs?

  • The letter S

Why didn’t the Brachyosaurus skeleton cross the road?

  • Because it didn’t have the guts

Why did the Brontosaurus have such a long neck?

  • Because it had smelly feet

What kind of flooring do dinosaurs put in their homes?

  • Rep-tiles

What came after the dinosaur? 

  • Its tail!
Cartoon illustration of an armored dinosaur with a yellow body, gray bony plates along its back, and a thick tail, walking on a white background.

What is the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex? 

  • Hope it doesn’t see you!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur? 

  • Two dinosaurs.

What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes? 

  • Run out of the way!

What type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? 

  • All of them!

What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? 

  • Lefty.

What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? 

  • A toothbrush.
Cartoon illustration of a long-necked dinosaur with a curved neck and tail, light pink body, and green stripe patterns, standing on a white background.

Why can’t you hear a pterosaur use the bathroom? 

  • Because the “p” is silent!

What do you call a dinosaur fart? 

  • A blast from the past!

Why don’t dinosaurs like fast food? 

  • It’s harder to catch!

Why did the dinosaur sit in the shade? 

  • Because it was a hot-saurus!

Where do dinosaurs go to buy groceries? 

  • The Dino-store!

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator? 

  • The door won’t shut!

Why did the dinosaur eat its homework?

  •  Because it was hungry!

What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?

  • Try to cheer it up.

Why did the T. rex have such a long line at its store?

  • It was short handed.

How many dinosaurs fit in an empty box? 

  • One—then it’s not empty!

General Dinosaur Jokes

What did the doctor say to the dinosaur when it wasn’t feeling well?

  • Jur-a-ssic dino 

What did the dinosaur say to the volcano? 

  • You’re hot stuff

What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?

  • Fossil fuel

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? 

  • They can’t afford new ones

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? 

  • It was an early bird
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What did the egg say to the dinosaur?

  • You’re egg-stinct

What kind of rock wasn’t around during the age of dinosaurs?

  • Rock & Roll

Why didn’t the pterosaur respond to the T. rex?

  • It was too petrified to answer

What did the paleontologist say when asked for information on Stegosaurus?

  • “I’ll see what I can dig up.”

How did the paleontologists celebrate after finding a dinosaur leg bone?

  • With a shin dig. 

What did the dinosaur use to build his house? 

  • A dino-saw.

How do dinosaurs travel the sea? 

  • By Tyranno-ship!

What did the dinosaur say after doing poorly on a test? 

  • I dino what I did wrong!

Why did the dinosaur wear sunglasses? 

  • Its future was bright!

Which reindeer don’t dinosaurs like?

  • Comet

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite number? 

  • Eight (ATE)!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? 

  • To eat the chickens on the other side.

Why was the triceratops such a good doctor?

  • It was dino-mite under pressure

What do you call a Brachiosaurus after it spends the day at the gym?

  • A dino-sore

Why didn’t the dinosaur sleep well?

  • It slept on bedrock

What do you call a dinosaur that just sits around?

  • Lazy bones

How did the paleontologists explain her love of dinosaurs?

  • “I really dig ‘em”
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More Dinosaur Activities

Dance Like a Dinosaur on ABCmouse YouTube

Kids will love learning about dinosaurs and more as they move to the beat of this roar-some song and video!

Happy Holidays, Prehistoric Pals! on ABCmouse YouTube

Hearing how dinosaurs celebrate the holidays is fun any time of year with this YouTube video from ABCmouse.

Dinosaur Printables and Games

Free printable dinosaur coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com.
Free printable dinosaur flashcards for kids from ABCmouse.com.

From dinosaur coloring pages and facts to flashcards and games, our Dinosaurs for Kids resource page gives dino-fans a variety of ways to engage with these prehistoric creatures.

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