200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)

Knock knock. Who’s there? Over 200 of the silliest, groan-worthy knock-knock jokes for kids, all in one place!

An illustration of a boy knocking on a door.
ABCmouse Character.
1-2-3, ABC, and Do-Re-Mi together.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mouse.
Mouse who?
Mouse you keep us waiting? Let us in!

ABC mouse holding arms wide open.
ABC Mouse

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-E-C Mouse! Let’s G-O, go!

Do-re-mi character from ABCmouse with hands on hips.
DoReMi

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
DoReMi.
DoReMi who?
No, it’s DoReMi Mouse, not DoReMi Who!

Happy cartoon 1-2-3 mouse character wearing round glasses and a bow, pointing upward.
123

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
123.
123 who?
You know another mouse named 123?

Ivan ABCmouse science character.
Ivan

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to come in!

Friendly blue robot character with oversized round eyes and a coil antenna, waving hello.
Bot

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Bot.
Bot who?
Bot why haven’t you opened the door yet?

Cute illustrated hamster character from ABCmouse.com.
Hammy the Hamster

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Hammy.
Hammy who?
Hammy a chair. I’m tired of standing at the door!

Rainbow-maned unicorn pony merrily playing a small brown guitar with a smiley sticker, mid-dance pose.
Melody

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Melody.
Melody who?
Melody of your doorbell sure is pretty.

Izzy character from ABCmouse.com.
Izzy from ABCmouse

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Izzy.
Izzy who? 
Izzy home yet so we can go out and play?

Three playful cartoon mice hold a tablet showing a colorful kids' learning app interface on the screen.

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Dishes.
Dishes who? 
Dishes a great time to play ABCmouse!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ache.
Ache who?
Need a tissue?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey, are you a cuckoo clock?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited I’m here!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in — it’s really hot outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking “who’s there?”

Simple black mustache.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock-knock joke for you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy me standing here waiting to come in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knee-d.
Knee-d who?
Knee-d you ask?

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another knock knock joke?

A witch on a broom stick.

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Witch.
Witch who? 
Witch one of these jokes do you want to hear again?

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m happy to see you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody see me waiting at the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Is anyone home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting tired of knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?

Light green dot border.
Illustration of children laughing.

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