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150 Fall Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)
Spice up your fall adventures with family-friendly fall jokes about apples, pumpkins, falling leaves, and more autumn traditions!
Rake in the laughs with our collection of printable family-friendly fall jokes for kids! From pumpkins and apples to colorful leaves, football, and Halloween, these silly jokes and playful puns celebrate all the things that make autumn special.
Fall Jokes About Trees and Leaves
What did one leaf say to another?
“I’m falling for you!”
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
“Leaf me alone already!”
Why do trees hate taking tests?
They get stumped by trick questions!
How do trees get on the internet?
They LOG on!
Why did the tree giggle?
It heard acorn-y joke!
What do leaves sing in the fall?
“Rake Me Up When September Ends!”
What did the tree say when it realized it was already the first day of fall?
“I’m in disbe-leaf!”
Why is it easy to trick autumn leaves?
They fall for anything!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
What do trees use to write their fall to-do lists?
Loose-leaf paper!
Why did the tree decide to change its life completely?
It turned over a new leaf!
Why couldn’t the tree get a credit card?
It didn’t qua-leaf-y!
Why did the tree enroll in night school?
It wanted to branch out and learn something new!
What did the tree say to the fall foliage?
“Please don’t leaf me!”
Where do trees go to snorkel?
The Great Barrier Leaf!
Why shouldn’t you be afraid of dogwood trees?
Their bark is worse than their bite!
What did the tree say at the end of autumn?
Fall’s well that ends well!
Why do trees make terrible house guests?
They don’t know when to leaf!
Why was the elm the last to lose its leaves?
It was a procras-tree-nator!
What’s an acorn’s favorite subject in school?
Geome-tree!
Try Our Free Printable Fall Leaves Coloring Pages
Fall Jokes About Food
What happens if you eat too much Halloween candy?
You get autumn-y ache!
Why did the pepper put on a sweater?
It was a little chili!
What’s a kid’s favorite vegetable?
Candy corn!
What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield!
What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key!
Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
It needed a filling!
What did the woman say to the pumpkin spice latte?
“You are so brew-tiful!”
What did one ear of corn say to the other?
“You’re a-maize-ing!”
Why do root vegetables make the best DJs?
They know how to turnip the beet!
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies!
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!
How do potatoes cross the sea?
On gravy boats!
Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?
He wanted mashed potatoes for dinner!
Where does a turkey have the most feathers?
On the outside!
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
These Jokes Go Great with Our Thanksgiving Dinner Coloring Pages
Fall Jokes About Pumpkins
Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road?
It saw a fork ahead!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Who helps little pumpkins walk home from school safely?
The crossing gourd!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
What did the pumpkin do when the police interrogated it?
Spilled its guts!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie?
Gourd of the Rings!
What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?
A pack-o-lantern!
What do you call a fat gourd?
A plump-kin!
Where do pumpkins hold business meetings?
In the gourd room!
What do you call a cranky gourd?
A grump-kin!
Why did the pumpkin go to the beach every day?
It had a job as a life gourd!
What do you call a mean pumpkin?
A jerk-o-lantern!
How did the gourd get so strong?
Pump-kin iron!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about!”
What did the pumpkin say to the carver?
“Cut it out!”
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
How do you surprise a pumpkin?
Catch it off gourd.
Why should you be patient when you’re picking out the best pumpkin?
Gourd things come to those who wait!
What do you sing when you want to celebrate a pumpkin?
“For he’s a jolly gourd fellow!”
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Fall Jokes About Apples
Why did the apple cry?
Someone hurt its peelings!
Why did the apple lose the race?
It ran out of juice!
Why did the apple go to the gym?
To work out its core!
What did one apple tart say to the other?
“I only have pies for you!”
What did the Red Delicious say when the Honeycrisp asked for a favor?
“Apple-solutely!”
How can you tell when an apple loves fashion?
Its outfits are always perfectly core-dinated!
How did the spider scare Granny Smith?
It sat down be-cider!
What happened when the Pink Lady married Mr. Macintosh?
They lived apple-y ever after!
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples!
What kind of apple will you find at the beach?
A crabapple!
What did the apple pie say to the plate?
“You wanna piece of me?”
What happened when the Golden Delicious gave a good performance?
It got a round of apple-ause!
Why was the apple pie factory always hiring?
It had a high turnover rate.
What did the cinnamon say to the apple pie?
“Spice to meet you!”
What do you tell a sad apple?
“Look on the bright cider life!”
What’s an apple’s favorite superhero?
Cider-man!
How do you make a Red Delicious apple?
Embarrass a Golden Delicious apple!
Where did the Macintosh family go on vacation?
The Big Apple!
Why did the apple go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
How do you make an apple turnover?
Roll it down a hill!
Pair These Jokes with Our Free Printable Apple Coloring Pages
Fall Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butternut
Butternut who?
Butternut go outside. It’s chilly.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me one of those apples. I’m hungry!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m trying to tell a joke!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nut.
Nut who?
Nut another leaf to rake!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Fall.
Fall who?
Fall-ow me to the pumpkin patch!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima big fan of fall!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mitt.
Mitt who?
Mitt you at the pumpkin patch!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know about you, but I’m ready for fall!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body want to go apple-picking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes my favorite time of year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come carve pumpkins with us?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive this crisp fall weather!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not, fall is here!
Fall Football Jokes
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!
What did the football say to the punter?
“I get a kick out of you!”
What insect is always picked last for the football team?
The fumble bee!
Why are football players always so cool?
They have so many fans!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What drink do football players hate?
Penal-tea!
Where do football players go when they’re hungry?
The Supper Bowl!
Where did the quarterback take his date?
To the Foot Ball!
Why can’t you play football with pigs?
They always hog the ball!
Where do football players go when they need new uniforms?
New Jersey!
Fall Farm Jokes for Kids
Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why didn’t the farmer plant more root vegetables?
Beets me!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
What did the scarecrow say when he lost all his stuffing?
“That was the final straw!”
What happened when the scarecrow got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you wear to a farm in the fall?
A har-vest!
What did the farmer say at the end of the harvest?
“It’s fall in a day’s work!”
What do scarecrows do at night?
They hit the hay!
What did the farmer say at the start of the hayride?
“Fall aboard!”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why didn’t the farmer get around to harvesting her herb garden?
She couldn’t find the thyme!
Why was the farmer so happy in the fall?
He was a jolly rancher!
How did the farmer feel at the end of the harvest?
She was beet!
How do you make farmers laugh?
Tell them corn-y jokes!
How did the farmer know it was fall?
The cow jumped over the harvest moon!
Halloween Jokes for Kids
What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What’s a ghost’s favorite food?
Spook-ghetti!
Where do vampires keep their money?
At the blood bank!
Why do witches love staying at hotels?
They enjoy ordering broom service!
Why do ghosts make such good cheerleaders?
They have a lot of spirit!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why are mummies so good at keeping secrets?
They know how to keep things under wraps!
What did the witch do when she couldn’t afford to pay her rent?
Found a broom-mate!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite food?
Spare ribs!
Why didn’t the little vampire want to go to school?
He forgot to study for the blood test!
What monster loves practical jokes?
Prank-enstein!
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More Fall Jokes for Kids
Why did the kid say autumn was his favorite season?
He thought money grew on trees!
Why did the man go skydiving in September?
He loved the fall!
How do you know when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves!
What comes at the end of September, October, and November?
The letter R!
Where does September come after October?
In the dictionary!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
He had a great fall!
What band is popular in the fall?
The Pumpkin Spice Girls!
What’s the easiest way to travel in the fall?
By autumn-obile!
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What did the acorn say to the squirrel?
“Move along—nuttin’ to see here!”
What’s the cutest season of all?
Awww-tumn!
What did autumn say to summer?
“I’ll fall-ow you anywhere!”
Why should you put on extra layers on a fall day?
Sweater safe than sorry!
Why can’t autumn last forever?
Fall good things must end someday!
What do you say on the last day of autumn?
“That’s fall, folks!”
What month do fires dislike?
No-ember!
What do lumberjacks say at the start of fall?
“Sep-timberrrrr!”
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk!
Why was the poodle glad when fall arrived?
He was tired of being a hot dog.
What kind of bear loves autumn rain?
A drizzly bear!
What do you call a bear on a chilly autumn day?
A brrrr!
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