{"id":91598,"date":"2026-04-24T10:56:03","date_gmt":"2026-04-24T17:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=91598"},"modified":"2026-04-24T10:56:06","modified_gmt":"2026-04-24T17:56:06","slug":"knock-knock-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598","title":{"rendered":"200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Funny, Silly &amp; Printable!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png\" alt=\"Free printable knock knock jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-93208\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-300x100.png 300w, 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#373737\"><strong>200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Knock knock. Who&#8217;s there? Over 200 of the silliest, groan-worthy knock-knock jokes for kids, all in one place! <br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#fff9d67a\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-luminous-vivid-amber-to-luminous-vivid-orange-gradient-background has-text-color has-background\"><strong>Table of Contents<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns aofl-no-margin is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"anchor-link-with-margin has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" id=\"st.-patrick\" style=\"color:#373737;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><br><strong><strong><a href=\"#abcmouse\" title=\"\">ABCmouse Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><a href=\"#food-drink\" title=\"\"><strong><strong>Food &amp; Drink Knock Knock<\/strong><\/strong> <strong>Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><a href=\"#animals-creatures\" title=\"\"><strong><strong>Animals &amp; Creatures<\/strong><\/strong> <strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><strong><strong><a href=\"#funny-names\" title=\"\">Funny Names Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;flex-basis:50%\">\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><a href=\"#nature-weather\" title=\"\"><strong>Nature, Weather &amp; Places<\/strong> Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><a href=\"#everyday\" title=\"\"><strong>Everyday Objects &amp; Things<\/strong> Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><a href=\"#silliness-wordplay\" title=\"\"><strong><strong><strong>Classic Silliness &amp; Wordplay<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-10 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;font-style:normal;font-weight:600;line-height:1\"><strong><a href=\"#seasonal\" title=\"\">Seasonal Knock Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a boy knocking on a door. \" class=\"wp-image-28293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-11 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);line-height:1.5\">Kids love the simple, predictable, and interactive nature of knock knock jokes, making them a favorite for children of all ages. Knock knock jokes are the perfect introduction to humor and even storytelling, as each joke features a beginning, middle, and end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-12 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);line-height:1.5\">This mega list of free printable knock knock jokes is organized by category so you can find the perfect joke fast. Print them out to have on hand during mealtimes, appointments, or long car trips!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center is-not-stacked-on-mobile has-border-color has-tangerine-blaze-border-color has-sunny-buttercream-background-color has-background is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-dc43a170 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-style:dashed;border-radius:20px;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:20%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"334\" height=\"459\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ABCmouse_3D_Pose_Character_Green_Shadow.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse Character. \" class=\"wp-image-87365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ABCmouse_3D_Pose_Character_Green_Shadow.png 334w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ABCmouse_3D_Pose_Character_Green_Shadow-218x300.png 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-container-core-column-is-layout-a7dce961 wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:80%\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-13 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-left:0;line-height:1.5\"><strong>TIP: <\/strong>Having kids read jokes puts a fun and entertaining twist on literacy practice, especially when they work in partners and take turns reading them aloud to each other.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-14\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-15\" id=\"abcmouse\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>ABCmouse <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7b1c4a9f wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"932\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/7ABC-DoReMi-123-team-pose-character.png\" alt=\"1-2-3, ABC, and Do-Re-Mi together. \" class=\"wp-image-91873\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.2875739644970414;width:304px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/7ABC-DoReMi-123-team-pose-character.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/7ABC-DoReMi-123-team-pose-character-300x233.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/7ABC-DoReMi-123-team-pose-character-768x596.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mouse.<br>Mouse who?<br>Mouse you keep us waiting? Let us in!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1397\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3D_ABCmouse_Character_Arms_Out_Standing_Looking_At.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse holding arms wide open. \" class=\"wp-image-73840\" style=\"width:192px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3D_ABCmouse_Character_Arms_Out_Standing_Looking_At.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3D_ABCmouse_Character_Arms_Out_Standing_Looking_At-258x300.png 258w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3D_ABCmouse_Character_Arms_Out_Standing_Looking_At-1031x1200.png 1031w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3D_ABCmouse_Character_Arms_Out_Standing_Looking_At-768x894.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>ABC Mouse<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Abe.<br>Abe who?<br>Abe-E-C Mouse! Let\u2019s G-O, go!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/DoReMi-3D-Character-e1776867830285.png\" alt=\"Do-re-mi character from ABCmouse with hands on hips. \" class=\"wp-image-88530\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.8341958980256853;width:202px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>DoReMi <\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>DoReMi.<br>DoReMi who?<br>No, it\u2019s DoReMi Mouse, not DoReMi Who!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-896x1200.png\" alt=\"Happy cartoon 1-2-3 mouse character wearing round glasses and a bow, pointing upward.\" class=\"wp-image-83462\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7466758171056018;width:180px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-896x1200.png 896w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-768x1029.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-1147x1536.png 1147w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-1529x2048.png 1529w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-3_4-Vector-Color-1-1-character-scaled.png 1911w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>123<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>123.<br>123 who?<br>You know another mouse named 123?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"738\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Ivan_3D_character_pointing-right.png\" alt=\"Ivan ABCmouse science character.\" class=\"wp-image-88535\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5850117620701244;width:144px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Ivan_3D_character_pointing-right.png 738w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Ivan_3D_character_pointing-right-185x300.png 185w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 738px) 100vw, 738px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Ivan <\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ivan.<br>Ivan who?<br>Ivan to come in!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"837\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Bot-3D-Character.png\" alt=\"Friendly blue robot character with oversized round eyes and a coil antenna, waving hello.\" class=\"wp-image-91853\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.6975104177796773;width:152px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Bot-3D-Character.png 837w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Bot-3D-Character-209x300.png 209w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Bot-3D-Character-768x1101.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 837px) 100vw, 837px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Bot <\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Bot.<br>Bot who?<br>Bot why haven\u2019t you opened the door yet?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"745\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/ABCm2-Hammy-the-Hamster-NEW-1-745x1200.png\" alt=\"Cute illustrated hamster character from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-74359\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.620842150312656;width:157px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/ABCm2-Hammy-the-Hamster-NEW-1-745x1200.png 745w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/ABCm2-Hammy-the-Hamster-NEW-1-186x300.png 186w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/ABCm2-Hammy-the-Hamster-NEW-1-768x1237.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/ABCm2-Hammy-the-Hamster-NEW-1.png 916w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Hammy the Hamster<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Hammy.<br>Hammy who?<br>Hammy a chair. I\u2019m tired of standing at the door!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1130\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Melody-3D-with-guitar-character.png\" alt=\"Rainbow-maned unicorn pony merrily playing a small brown guitar with a smiley sticker, mid-dance pose.\" class=\"wp-image-91857\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.0619814543679844;width:262px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Melody-3D-with-guitar-character.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Melody-3D-with-guitar-character-300x283.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Melody-3D-with-guitar-character-768x723.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Melody<\/strong> <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Melody.<br>Melody who?<br>Melody of your doorbell sure is pretty.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Izzy-3D-Classroom-Character.png\" alt=\"Izzy character from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-88532\" style=\"width:171px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Izzy-3D-Classroom-Character.png 960w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Izzy-3D-Classroom-Character-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Izzy-3D-Classroom-Character-768x960.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Izzy from ABCmouse<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Izzy.<br>Izzy who?&nbsp;<br>Izzy home yet so we can go out and play?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-de30d842 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"809\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABC_DoReMi_123_3D_Teampose_Ipad-Tablet_character.png\" alt=\"Three playful cartoon mice hold a tablet showing a colorful kids' learning app interface on the screen.\" class=\"wp-image-92027\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4833835141737204;width:360px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABC_DoReMi_123_3D_Teampose_Ipad-Tablet_character.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABC_DoReMi_123_3D_Teampose_Ipad-Tablet_character-300x202.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABC_DoReMi_123_3D_Teampose_Ipad-Tablet_character-768x518.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Dishes.<br>Dishes who?&nbsp;<br>Dishes a great time to play ABCmouse!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-16\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-17\" id=\"food-drink\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83c\udf54 <strong>Food &amp; Drink <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83e\udd64<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-e3585dd5 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-19 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-20\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?<br>Olive you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Donut.<br>Donut who?<br>Donut ask me, I just got here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butter.<br>Butter  who?<br>Butter let me in \u2014 it&#8217;s raining!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Figs.<br>Figs who?<br>Figs the doorbell \u2014 it doesn\u2019t work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Taco.<br>Taco who?<br>Taco &#8217;bout a funny knock knock joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Beef.<br>Beef who?<br>Beef-ore I tell you, let me in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Turnip.<br>Turnip who?<br>Turnip the volume \u2014 I love this song!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/candy-knock-knock-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Orange candy. \" class=\"wp-image-92217\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.5000343666231357;width:287px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/candy-knock-knock-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/candy-knock-knock-jokes-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/candy-knock-knock-jokes-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Candy.<br>Candy who?<br>Candy door open any faster?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Waffle.<br>Waffle who?<br>Waffle lot of jokes today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cheese.<br>Cheese who?<br>Cheese a really good friend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Pickle.<br>Pickle who?<br>Pickle little flower for your friend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Falafel.<br>Falafel who?<br>Falafel my bike and scraped my knee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-21 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-22\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-1200x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Pink ice-cream cone. \" class=\"wp-image-41833\" style=\"width:290px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2481535193-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Ice cream.<br>Ice cream who?<br>Ice cream every time I see a spider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Ketchup.<br>Ketchup who?&nbsp;<br>Ketchup with me, and I&#8217;ll tell you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Broccoli.<br>Broccoli who?<br>Broccoli doesn&#8217;t have a last name, silly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Beets.<br>Beets who?&nbsp;<br>Beets me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Peas.<br>Peas who?<br>Peas open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Honeydew.<br>Honeydew who?<br>Honeydew you want to hear another joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Egg.<br>Egg who?<br>Egg-cited to see you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Nacho.<br>Nacho who?<br>Nacho average knock-knock joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Bacon.<br>Bacon who?<br>Bacon some brownies for your birthday!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Yam.<br>Yam who?<br>Yam so happy to be here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Berry.<br>Berry who?<br>Berry happy to see you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Poodle.<br>Poodle who?<br>Poodle little ketchup on my hot dog, please!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Pasta.<br>Pasta who?<br>Pasta salt, please!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image u-m-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0015\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-89753\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile-300x163.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile-768x416.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-d-hide aofl-mb-3rem-margin \">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0026\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"393\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-89754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png 393w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop-211x300.png 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-23\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-24\" id=\"animals-creatures\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83d\udc30 <strong><strong>Animals &amp; Creatures<\/strong> <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83d\udc36<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-25 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-144c7454 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-26 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-1200x1200.png\" alt=\"Cute illustrated brown and white cow.\" class=\"wp-image-74769\" style=\"width:270px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-1200x1200.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/cow_illustration_animal_names_list_no_background.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cow.<br>Cow who?<br>No silly, cow says MOOO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Honey bee.<br>Honey bee?<br>Honey bee a dear and unlock the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Owl.<br>Owl who?<br>Owl always love you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Howl.<br>Howl who?<br>Howl you know if you don&#8217;t open the door?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Moose.<br>Moose who?<br>Moose you be so nosy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Chicken.<br>Chicken who?<br>Chicken your door\u2013someone\u2019s waiting there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Pig.<br>Pig who?<br>Pig up your toys \u2014 it&#8217;s time for bed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Some bunny.<br>Some bunny who?<br>Some bunny has been waiting at the door!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dragon-coloring-pages\/20460\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ABCmouse-Dragon-Coloring-Page-16.jpeg\" alt=\"Free printable dragon coloring pages for kids. \" class=\"wp-image-48175\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dragon-coloring-pages\/20460\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\"><strong>ABCmouse Dragon Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Dragon.<br>Dragon who?<br>Dragon your feet again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Roach.<br>Roach who?<br>Roach you a letter saying I was coming over!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-28 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Interrupting cow.<br>Interrupting cow wh\u2014<br>MOOOOO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Alpaca.<br>Alpaca who?&nbsp;<br>Alpaca the suitcase, you get the car!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Who.<br>Who who?<br>What are you, an owl?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Toucan.<br>Toucan who?&nbsp;<br>Toucan play at this game!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Bison.<br>Bison?<br>Bison ice cream with me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Goat.<br>Goat who?<br>Goat to the door and find out!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"650\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/blue-whale-illustration-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Illustration of a humpback whale. \" class=\"wp-image-92225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/blue-whale-illustration-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/blue-whale-illustration-jokes-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/blue-whale-illustration-jokes-768x416.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Whale.<br>Whale who?<br>Whale, it\u2019s about time you answered the door!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Herd.<br>Herd who?<br>Herd you were home, so I came over!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gopher.<br>Gopher who?<br>Gopher a walk with me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Toad.<br>Toad who?<br>I toad you already!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Llama.<br>Llama who?<br>Llama in \u2014 it\u2019s cold out here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gorilla.<br>Gorilla who?<br>Gorilla me a cheese sandwich, please!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-30\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-31\" id=\"funny-names\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83d\ude4e\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2642\ufe0f <strong><strong>Funny Names<\/strong> <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83d\ude4b\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-32 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-144c7454 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-33 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-34\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?<br>Harry up and open the door, please!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Justin.<br>Justin who?<br>Justin time for dinner!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"950\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza.jpg\" alt=\"A colorful cartoon pizza with a slice being taken out.\" class=\"wp-image-56282\" style=\"width:297px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza-768x608.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Aida.<br>Aida who?<br>Aida whole pizza and now my tummy hurts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Annie.<br>Annie who?<br>Annie thing you need a hand with?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Nana.<br>Nana who?<br>Nana your business!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Amos.<br>Amos who?<br>Amos-quito just bit me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Candice.<br>Candice who?<br>Candice door open or what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Tyrone.<br>Tyrone who?<br>Tyrone doorbell\u2013I don\u2019t think it works!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gladys.<br>Gladys who?<br>Gladys time to see you, friend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Noah.<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good park to play at around here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ken.<br>Ken who?<br>Ken you open the door please?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Watson.<br>Watson who?<br>Watson the stove? It smells good!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Isabelle.<br>Isabelle who?<br>Isabelle working? I had to knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Claire.<br>Claire who?<br>Claire the way \u2014 I&#8217;m coming through!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Al.<br>Al who?<br>Al be so happy when you let me in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Shelby.<br>Shelby who?<br>Shelby coming &#8217;round the mountain when she comes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Otis.<br>Otis who?<br>Otis is a perfect day to play outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Althea.<br>Althea who?<br>Althea later, alligator!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Dewey.<br>Dewey who?<br>Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Juno.<br>Juno who?<br>Juno how long I&#8217;ve been waiting for you to come to the door?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-35 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-36\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Anita.<br>Anita who?<br>Anita borrow a pen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Barbie.<br>Barbie who?&nbsp;<br>Barbie-Q is ready \u2014 come and eat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Abby.<br>Abby who?<br>Abby birthday to you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Iva.<br>Iva who?&nbsp;<br>Iva sore arm from knocking!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Will.<br>Will who?<br>Will you please open the door?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mikey.<br>Mikey who?<br>Mi-key doesn&#8217;t open this door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Otto.<br>Otto who?<br>Otto know why you won\u2019t open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Andy.<br>Andy who?<br>Andy bit me again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Luke.<br>Luke who?<br>Luke through the peephole and find out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Theodore.<br>Theodore who?<br>Theodore seems stuck \u2014 can you help?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Alex.<br>Alex who?<br>Alex-plain later \u2014 just let me in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Howard.<br>Howard who?<br>Howard I know?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Norma Lee.<br>Norma Lee who?<br>Norma Lee I don&#8217;t go around knocking on doors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/bathtub-with-bubbles-illustration-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"An illustration of a pink bath tub. \" class=\"wp-image-92236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/bathtub-with-bubbles-illustration-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/bathtub-with-bubbles-illustration-jokes-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/bathtub-with-bubbles-illustration-jokes-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Dwayne.<br>Dwayne who?<br>Dwayne the bathtub, I\u2019m turning into a prune!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cher.<br>Cher who?<br>Cher is great to see you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Lena.<br>Lena who?<br>Lena little closer so I can tell you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Sadie.<br>Sadie who?<br>Sadie magic word, and I&#8217;ll stop knocking!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Wanda.<br>Wanda who?<br>Wanda go play?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Earl.<br>Earl who?<br>Earl-y bird catches the worm!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-37\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-38\" id=\"nature-weather\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83c\udf3a <strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Nature, Weather &amp; Places <strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83c\udf29\ufe0f<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-39 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-144c7454 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-40 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-41\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Canoe.<br>Canoe who?<br>Canoe come out and play?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-2D-character-winter-Snowflake-blue-Circle.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse character in a winter scene holding his tongue out to catch a snowflake. \" class=\"wp-image-84573\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.8291892921787177;width:218px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-2D-character-winter-Snowflake-blue-Circle.png 995w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-2D-character-winter-Snowflake-blue-Circle-249x300.png 249w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-2D-character-winter-Snowflake-blue-Circle-768x926.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Snow.<br>Snow who?<br>Snow use \u2014 I forgot how to open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Yukon.<br>Yukon who?<br>Yukon count on me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Avenue.<br>Avenue who?<br>Avenue heard this joke before?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Atlas.<br>Atlas who?<br>Atlas you opened the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Two-knee.<br>Two-knee who?<br>Two-knee fish!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Window.<br>Window who?<br>Window we get to eat? I&#8217;m hungry!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-42 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-43\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing? Open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Leaf.<br>Leaf who?&nbsp;<br>Leaf me alone\u2013I\u2019m thinking of knock knock jokes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Scold.<br>Scold who?<br>Scold outside \u2014 let me in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Yacht.<br>Yacht who?&nbsp;<br>Yacht to know who it is by now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Iowa.<br>Iowa who?<br>Iowa visit to you, that\u2019s why I\u2019m here!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"319\" height=\"389\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-ABCmouse-Character-iceskater.png\" alt=\"1-2-3 mouse wearing glasses and a pink tutu, ice skating with arms outstretched.\" class=\"wp-image-83128\" style=\"width:216px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-ABCmouse-Character-iceskater.png 319w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/123-ABCmouse-Character-iceskater-246x300.png 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Icy.<br>Icy who?<br>Icy you in there \u2014 open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Haven.<br>Haven who?<br>Haven you heard enough knock-knock jokes yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Handsome.<br>Handsome who?<br>Handsome snacks over, I&#8217;m starving!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-44\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-45\" id=\"everyday\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83d\udcbf <strong><strong>Everyday Objects &amp; Things<\/strong> <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> <\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-46 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-144c7454 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-47 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-48\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Nobel.<br>Nobel who?<br>Nobel here, so I knocked!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Needle.<br>Needle who?<br>Needle little help with the door right now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Art.<br>Art who?<br>Art-2-D2!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cargo.<br>Cargo who?<br>Cargo beep beep, vroom vroom!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Adore.<br>Adore who?<br>Adore is between us, so please open it up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>CD.<br>CD who?<br>CD person standing at your door? Let them in!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"850\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/tennis-ball-and-rackets-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Two tennis rackets cris cross with a tennis ball in the middle. \" class=\"wp-image-92244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/tennis-ball-and-rackets-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/tennis-ball-and-rackets-jokes-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/tennis-ball-and-rackets-jokes-768x544.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Tennis.<br>Tennis who?<br>Tenn-is after nine and before eleven!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Thermos.<br>Thermos who?<br>Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-49 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-50\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Dishes.<br>Dishes who?<br>Dishes a nice place you got here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Radio.<br>Radio who?&nbsp;<br>Radio not, I\u2019m coming inside!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/NotebookPencil.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a book and pencil. \" class=\"wp-image-17989\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.5667826713068522;width:301px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/NotebookPencil.png 564w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/NotebookPencil-300x191.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Pencil.<br>Pencil who?<br>Pencil fall down if you don&#8217;t wear a belt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Stopwatch.<br>Stopwatch who?&nbsp;<br>Stopwatch you&#8217;re doing, and please let me in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Comb.<br>Comb who?<br>Comb to the door, and you\u2019ll find out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Broken pencil.<br>Broken pencil who?<br>Never mind, it&#8217;s pointless!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Razor.<br>Razor who?<br>Razor hand if you want to hear another knock knock joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Guitar.<br>Guitar who?<br>Let&#8217;s guitar shoes on and go play outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Shoe.<br>Shoe who?<br>Shoe me the way inside!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-51\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-52\" id=\"silliness-wordplay\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\ud83d\ude1c <strong><strong>Silliness &amp; Wordplay<\/strong> <strong><strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83e\udd23<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ache.<br>Ache who?<br>Need a tissue?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cook.<br>Cook who?<br>Hey, are you a cuckoo clock?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Tank.<br>Tank who?<br>You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>A little old lady.<br>A little old lady who?<br>I didn&#8217;t know you could yodel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Woo.<br>Woo who?<br>Glad you&#8217;re excited I\u2019m here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Police.<br>Police who?<br>Police let me in \u2014 it&#8217;s really hot outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Wire.<br>Wire who?<br>Wire you always asking &#8220;who&#8217;s there?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/mustache-illustration-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Simple black mustache. \" class=\"wp-image-92250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/mustache-illustration-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/mustache-illustration-jokes-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/mustache-illustration-jokes-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mustache.<br>Mustache who?<br>I mustache you a question, but I&#8217;ll shave it for later!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ears.<br>Ears who?<br>Ears another knock-knock joke for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Juicy.<br>Juicy who?<br>Juicy me standing here waiting to come in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Knee-d.<br>Knee-d who?<br>Knee-d you ask?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Boo.<br>Boo who?<br>Don&#8217;t cry, it&#8217;s just a joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Wooden shoe.<br>Wooden shoe who?<br>Wooden shoe like to hear another knock knock joke?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch.png\" alt=\"A witch on a broom stick. \" class=\"wp-image-27819\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.266711943339478;width:323px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Witch.<br>Witch who?&nbsp;<br>Witch one of these jokes do you want to hear again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Spell.<br>Spell who?<br>W-H-O<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ya.<br>Ya who?<br>Yahoo! I&#8217;m happy to see you too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Dozen.<br>Dozen who?<br>Dozen anybody see me waiting at the door?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>You.<br>You who?<br>Yoo-hoo! Is anyone home?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Says.<br>Says who?<br>Says me, that&#8217;s who!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Imma.<br>Imma who?<br>Imma getting tired of knocking!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Pasture.<br>Pasture who?<br>Pasture bedtime, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-printable-image.png\" alt=\"Free printable knock knock jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-92781\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-printable-image.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-printable-image-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button is-style-fill\" id=\"print\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Knock-Knock-Jokes-Printable-Packet.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong> <strong>for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-53\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b2069144 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-54\" id=\"seasonal\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\u2744\ufe0f <strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Seasonal <strong><strong><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong> \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udffc<\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-55\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-56 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-57 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-58\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"704\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Cartoon-turkey-thanksgiving-crafts-activities-1200x704.jpg\" alt=\"Colorful Thanksgiving turkey. \" class=\"wp-image-70408\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.7046611829220526;width:327px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Cartoon-turkey-thanksgiving-crafts-activities-1200x704.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Cartoon-turkey-thanksgiving-crafts-activities-300x176.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Cartoon-turkey-thanksgiving-crafts-activities-768x450.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Cartoon-turkey-thanksgiving-crafts-activities.jpg 1279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?<br>Olive the turkey, let&#8217;s eat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Annie.<br>Annie who?<br>Annie body want some pumpkin pie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butter.<br>Butter who?<br>Butter save me some turkey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who?<br>Arthur any leftovers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gwen.<br>Gwen who?<br>Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I\u2019m hungry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Anita.<br>Anita who?<br>Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?<br>Harry up, I\u2019m hungry!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-59\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Mustache.&nbsp;<br>Mustache who?<br>I mustache you to carve the turkey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Noah.&nbsp;<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee.&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee who?&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee I don&#8217;t eat this much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Argue.&nbsp;<br>Argue who?&nbsp;<br>Argue going to pass the gravy or what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Dozen.&nbsp;<br>Dozen who?&nbsp;<br>Dozen anybody else want pie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Holly.&nbsp;<br>Holly who?&nbsp;<br>Holly-days are the best time of year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Hatch.&nbsp;<br>Hatch who?&nbsp;<br>Sorry you\u2019ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Dewey.&nbsp;<br>Dewey who?<br>Dewey have to sit at the kids table again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gladys.<br>Gladys who?<br>Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-60\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">Christmas Knock Knock Jokes<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-61\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"950\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/santa-with-surfboard-christmas-trivia.jpg\" alt=\"Fun tropical Santa Clause with a red shirt and holding a surf board. \" class=\"wp-image-72724\" style=\"width:336px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/santa-with-surfboard-christmas-trivia.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/santa-with-surfboard-christmas-trivia-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/santa-with-surfboard-christmas-trivia-768x608.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ya.&nbsp;<br>Ya who?&nbsp;<br>Wow, you\u2019re really excited about Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mary.<br>Mary who?<br>Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Donut.<br>Donut who?<br>Donut open till Christmas!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-62\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Snow.<br>Snow who?<br>Snow use \u2013 I\u2019ve forgotten my name again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Noah.&nbsp;<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good Christmas joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Chris.&nbsp;<br>Chris who?&nbsp;<br>Christmas is here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Argue.&nbsp;<br>Argue who?&nbsp;<br>Argue going to pass the gravy or what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who?<br>Arthur any leftovers?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-63\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80)\">Winter Knock Knock Jokes<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-64 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-65 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-66\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-67 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-68 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-69 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ben!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-70 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ben who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-71 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ben waiting for winter all year!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"306\" height=\"396\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Snowman2.gif\" alt=\"Free printable snowman coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-70642\" style=\"width:253px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/free-snowman-coloring-pages\/8825\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\"><strong>ABCmouse Snowman Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-72 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-73 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-74 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-75 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Freeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-76 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Freeze who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-77 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-78 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-79 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-80 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Holly.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-81 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Holly who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-82 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Holly up, it&#8217;s cold out here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-83 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-84 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-85 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-86 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Emma.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-87 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Emma who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-88 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Emma cold standing outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-89 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-90 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-91 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-92 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-93 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-94 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow use, I can&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-95 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-96 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-97 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Lettuce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-98 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Lettuce who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-99 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Lettuce in, it\u2019s cold out!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-100 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-101 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-102 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-103 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-104 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snowbody home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-105 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-106 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-107 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-108 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-109 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-110 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-111 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-112 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-113 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-114 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-115 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-116 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow real way of knowing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-117 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-118 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-119 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-120 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Scold.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-121 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Scold who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-122 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">&#8216;Scold outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-123 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-124 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-125 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-126 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ivan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-127 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ivan who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-128 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Ivan awful cold right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-129 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-130 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-131 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-132 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-133 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-134 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Icy a big snowstorm coming!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/snowflake-illustration-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"Simple blue snowflake. \" class=\"wp-image-92265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/snowflake-illustration-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/snowflake-illustration-jokes-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/snowflake-illustration-jokes-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-135 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-136 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-137 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-138 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-139 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\">Snow way I&#8217;m telling you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-140 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.15\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-141\" id=\"knock-knock\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Spring Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-142 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-143\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Beezer.<br>Beezer who?<br>Beezer buzzing; it must be spring.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"237\" height=\"234\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Beach-Location-Coloring-Page-Icon.png\" alt=\"Simple colorful circle image of a palm tree on an island. \" class=\"wp-image-74626\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Alpaca.<br>Alpaca who?<br>Alpaca my bags for spring break<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Rain.<br>Rain who?<br>You&#8217;re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day, are you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing for spring break?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-144\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Lilac.&nbsp;<br>Lilac who?<br>I lilac spring a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>May.<br>May who?<br>May I tell you a joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>March.<br>March who?<br>Bless you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butter.<br>Butter who?<br>Butter bring an umbrella, it\u2019s raining!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/bunny-rabbit-coloring-pages\/36380\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/ABCmouse-Bunny-Coloring-Page-21.jpeg\" alt=\"Free printable rabbit coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-49332\" style=\"width:232px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>ABCmouse <a href=\"http:\/\/abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/bunny-rabbit-coloring-pages\/36380\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Bunny Rabbit Coloring Pages<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Bunny.<br>Bunny who?<br>Bunny you should ask!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-145\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Knock Knock Jokes<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-146 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-144c7454 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#373737;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-147 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-148\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Erin.<br>Erin who?<br>Erin as fast as I could, but I couldn\u2019t catch the leprechaun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/StPatricksDay-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.png\" alt=\"Smiling cartoon leprechaun with an orange beard and green hat standing next to a pot of gold, surrounded by shamrocks and a rainbow inside a green circular badge.\" class=\"wp-image-74692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/StPatricksDay-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.png 250w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/StPatricksDay-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Irish.<br>Irish who?<br>Irish I could find a pot of gold!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Warren.<br>Warren who?<br>Warren anything green for St. Patrick\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Sherwood.<br>Sherwood who?<br>Sherwood like to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Shirley.<br>Shirley who?<br>Shirley you remembered to wear green on St. Patrick\u2019s Day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Sam.<br>Sam who?<br>Sam-where over the rainbow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Juno.<br>Juno who?<br>Juno it\u2019s St. Patrick\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-149 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"color:#373737\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-150\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?<br>Olive St. Patrick\u2019s Day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Otis.<br>Otis who?&nbsp;<br>Otis a great day to be Irish!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Annie.<br>Annie who?<br>Annie body want to celebrate St. Patrick\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Justin.<br>Justin who?&nbsp;<br>Justin time to wish you a Happy St. Patrick\u2019s Day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Noah.<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good place to celebrate St. Patrick\u2019s Day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?<br>Harry up and kiss me\u2014I\u2019m Irish!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"919\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/St.-patricks-day-abc-123-doremi-team-CHARACTERS.png\" alt=\"Three cheerful cartoon mice in green leprechaun outfits posing together for St. Patrick's Day, with hats and bows.\" class=\"wp-image-92275\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.305795869380407;width:296px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/St.-patricks-day-abc-123-doremi-team-CHARACTERS.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/St.-patricks-day-abc-123-doremi-team-CHARACTERS-300x230.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/St.-patricks-day-abc-123-doremi-team-CHARACTERS-768x588.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Peas.<br>Peas who?<br>Peas have a happy St. Patrick\u2019s Day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Will.<br>Will who?<br>Will you go to the St. Patrick\u2019s Day parade with me?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-151\" id=\"knock-knock\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Easter Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-152\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-1200x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Simple white bunny sitting. \" class=\"wp-image-41831\" style=\"width:242px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Some bunny.<br>Some bunny who?<br>Some bunny loves you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Some bunny.<br>Some bunny who?<br>Some bunny&#8217;s been eating my Easter candy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who?<br>Arthur any more Easter baskets?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Noah.<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good place to hide eggs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harvey.<br>Harvey who?<br>Harvey great Easter!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Witches.<br>Witches who?<br>Witches the way to the egg hunt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Moira.<br>Moira who?<br>Moira Easter fun, please.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-153\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Hans.<br>Hans who?<br>Hans off my Easter candy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Ima.<br>Ima who?<br>Ima &#8217;bout to eat some Easter candy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Police.<br>Police who?<br>Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Alma.<br>Alma who?<br>Alma Easter candy is gone!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"878\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Easter-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.1-878x1200.png\" alt=\"Colorful Easter bunny holding a basket of Easter eggs. \" class=\"wp-image-74582\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7316745124411567;width:216px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Easter-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.1-878x1200.png 878w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Easter-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.1-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Easter-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.1-768x1050.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Easter-Holiday-Coloring-Page-Icon-TEMP.1.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 878px) 100vw, 878px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Who.<br>Who who?<br>Today\u2019s about bunnies not owls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Wendy.<br>Wendy who?<br>Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Eggs.<br>Eggs who?<br>Eggs-tra excited for Easter today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-Seasonal-printable-image.png\" alt=\"Free printable seasonal knock knock jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-93146\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-Seasonal-printable-image.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/knock-kncok-jokes-Seasonal-printable-image-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button is-style-fill\" id=\"print\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/GIF-ABCmouse-Knock-Knock-Jokes-Seasonal-pg-5.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print Seasonal Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:55px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2479\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png\" alt=\"Light green dot border.\" class=\"wp-image-80253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png 2479w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-300x24.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1200x97.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-768x62.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1536x124.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-2048x165.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2479px) 100vw, 2479px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-154\" id=\"more-activities\"><strong>More Printable Jokes &amp; Riddles for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-border-color has-sunny-buttercream-background-color has-background\" style=\"border-color:#06a959;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-ef4b0b8d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-155\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:25px;border-top-right-radius:25px;border-bottom-left-radius:25px;border-bottom-right-radius:25px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">900+ Jokes for Kids<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jokes-for-kids-main-image.jpg\" alt=\"Illustration of children laughing.\" class=\"wp-image-59981\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jokes-for-kids-main-image.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jokes-for-kids-main-image-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jokes-for-kids-main-image-768x436.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/jokes-for-kids\/59951\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Go to Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-156\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:25px;border-top-right-radius:25px;border-bottom-left-radius:25px;border-bottom-right-radius:25px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">300+ Riddles for Kids<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Coloring-Page-Trivia-for-Kids-Featured-image.1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-88001\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Coloring-Page-Trivia-for-Kids-Featured-image.1.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Coloring-Page-Trivia-for-Kids-Featured-image.1-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Coloring-Page-Trivia-for-Kids-Featured-image.1-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/riddles-for-kids\/26260\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Go to Riddles<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-157\"><strong>There are more giggles waiting for you&#8230;<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-267217\" class=\"wp-block-post post-267217 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-fall tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2.png 1200w, 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href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/150-fall-jokes-for-kids\/267217\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-260021\" class=\"wp-block-post post-260021 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-back-to-school tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cartoon boy scientist and a worm reading books beside the title &#039;School Jokes For Kids&#039; on a pink gradient background.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, 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https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-162 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\" target=\"_self\" >200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Funny, Silly &amp; Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-163 wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">200+ silly knock-knock jokes for kids, organized by category. 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