{"id":84071,"date":"2026-02-11T19:42:25","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T03:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=84071"},"modified":"2026-04-09T11:45:41","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T18:45:41","slug":"dinosaur-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071","title":{"rendered":"90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-a89b3969 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" alt=\"Free printable dinosaur jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-84256\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain  wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color\"><strong>90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">This massive collection of dinosaur jokes will have kids roaring with laughter!<br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-periwinkle-mist-background-color has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-white-color has-text-color has-background\" style=\"background-color:#7406e9\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"anchor-link-with-margin has-black-color has-text-color\" id=\"st.-patrick\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#dino-name-jokes\" title=\"\">Dinosaur Wordplay &amp; Name Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"#sports-jokes\" title=\"\">Sports &amp; Activities Dinosaur Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"#silly-jokes\" title=\"\">Silly Dinosaur Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"#general-jokes\" title=\"\">General Dinosaur Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#print\" title=\"\">Print the <strong><strong>Dinosaur<\/strong><\/strong> Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#more-activities\" title=\"\">More <strong><strong>Dinosaur<\/strong><\/strong> Activities<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"336\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Orange-Character-Figure-e1755573479831.png\" alt=\"Cute orange monster character from ABCmouse.com\" class=\"wp-image-66747\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.796200984929833;width:234px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Orange-Character-Figure-e1755573479831.png 336w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Orange-Character-Figure-e1755573479831-239x300.png 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fb94e36c55588effd6752e07e877fff3\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);line-height:1.5\">Get ready for some dino-mite giggles! This collection of dinosaur jokes for kids is full of silly puns and prehistoric humor, making it perfect for sharing at home, in the classroom, or on the go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center is-not-stacked-on-mobile has-border-color has-periwinkle-mist-background-color has-background is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-color:#06a959;border-style:dashed;border-radius:20px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:20%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"8368\" height=\"9192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ABC-hard-shade-hand-out-1.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse character hand on hip other hand out stretched to the right.\" class=\"wp-image-70450\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-container-core-column-is-layout-8a368f38 wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:80%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-left:0;line-height:1.5\"><strong>TIP: <\/strong>Pair these jokes with our other <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/dinosaurs-for-kids\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">free dinosaur resources<\/a>, including dinosaur facts, flashcards, coloring pages, and more!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-violet-haze-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-1fab4883afb047e1722d26e0aa2862bd\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-3788fdb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f4095e71ec60c6850fc2a760ec11a4a5\" id=\"dino-name-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Dinosaur Wordplay &amp; Name Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c54c8a0f1a7720b8764a7f3f89914647 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Do-you-thinky-saurus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Flossiraptor<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dino who loves crayons?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Color-asaurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What dinosaur is the best at apologizing?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tyranno-sorry rex<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of rhythm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Beat-osaurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur with a dog?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&nbsp;A Dinosniffer!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that loves numbers?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Count-osaurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur who loves telling jokes?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pun-osaurus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What is the scariest dinosaur?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Terror-dactyl<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snore-asaurus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/small-fast-cartoon-dinosaur.jpg\" alt=\"Cartoon illustration of an orange velociraptor dinosaur walking, with a long tail and small arms, on a white background.\" class=\"wp-image-80494\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/small-fast-cartoon-dinosaur.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/small-fast-cartoon-dinosaur-300x160.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/small-fast-cartoon-dinosaur-768x410.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a triceratops that won\u2019t wake up?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dino-snore<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a baby dinosaur?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A wee-rex<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s a small dinosaur called?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A tiny-saur<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Try-try-try-ceratops.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A tyranno-snorus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A thesaurus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Which dinosaurs make good police officers?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tricera-cops.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A stegosau-rust.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What dinosaur is made of cheese?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Gorgonzilla<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>DINOmite!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a triceratops sit on?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Its tricera-bottom.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a pig that lives with dinosaurs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jurassic Pork<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you invite a Tyrannosaurus to a cafe?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tea, Rex?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A tyranno-chorus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur who got in a car accident?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A tyrannosaurus wreck<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What are dinosaur wizards called?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Dinosorcerers!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Tyrannosaurus tex<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call twin dinosaurs?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Pair-odactyls!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur ghost?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Scaredactyl!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call an anxious Tyrannosaurus?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A nervous rex<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do dinosaurs pay their bills?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With Tyrannosaurus checks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/subscription\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse banner: left cartoon mouse, blue background, 'Over 1,000,000 Reviews (Average)' with red 'Try FREE for 30 Days!' button\" class=\"wp-image-97431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop-300x182.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop-768x465.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-3e687d8f5801d4a3490a162787ee5dd3\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-751f9e35 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a9acc0a7d615633d66da3ba4db88c5ae\" id=\"sports-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Sports &amp; Activities Dinosaur Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d12b586ee04ce461008013d8acbd17ea is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fda202cef2e6f2e814e811a2f2a3d8d2 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-381677bc476321ebe4288b0d7d80de1c\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She could really spike the ball!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get when a dinosaur makes a touchdown?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dino-score!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a dinosaur\u2019s favorite game?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hide and shriek!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur who loves playing Go Fish?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A card-ivore.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you let a dinosaur play games on your computer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it will eat the mouse.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1400\" height=\"1250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/feathered-bird-like-cartoon-dinosaur.jpg\" alt=\"Illustration of a feathered dinosaur with blue and teal wings, a long tail, slender legs, and an orange crest on its head, standing on a white background.\" class=\"wp-image-80573\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/feathered-bird-like-cartoon-dinosaur.jpg 1400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/feathered-bird-like-cartoon-dinosaur-300x268.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/feathered-bird-like-cartoon-dinosaur-1200x1071.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/feathered-bird-like-cartoon-dinosaur-768x686.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1400px) 100vw, 1400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-efeeb54a27d8d61a14aa9140722ab159\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why did the dinosaur cross the playground?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To get to the other slide!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the T-Rex get kicked off the soccer team?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He kept eating the ball!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What game does a brontosaurus like to play?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Squash!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a dinosaur\u2019s favorite sport?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rug-roar!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur on a skateboard?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Triceratops on wheels!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the dinosaur play cards?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because he was sitting on the deck!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do dinos play at parties?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Musical bones!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the dinos say when their guests left their party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Glad you saur-us!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-dd225191 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-2ea2228e106ff9be39eba4f235a6c6e8\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-751f9e35 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-bc81fb8cfdec4fa7bf634ded90bc7626\" id=\"silly-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Silly Dinosaur Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9f49aa67 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6c1b08f083789dadb1b04eefc9ec4387\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Where did the dinosaur store its underwear?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>In a droar<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With a crane!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What are 2 things dinosaurs can\u2019t have for dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Breakfast and lunch<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s found in the middle of dinosaurs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The letter S<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the Brachyosaurus skeleton cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it didn\u2019t have the guts<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the Brontosaurus have such a long neck?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it had smelly feet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of flooring do dinosaurs put in their homes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rep-tiles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What came after the dinosaur?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Its tail!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/armored-dinosaur-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"Cartoon illustration of an armored dinosaur with a yellow body, gray bony plates along its back, and a thick tail, walking on a white background.\" class=\"wp-image-80567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/armored-dinosaur-cartoon.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/armored-dinosaur-cartoon-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/armored-dinosaur-cartoon-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What is the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hope it doesn\u2019t see you!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What makes more noise than a dinosaur?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Two dinosaurs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Run out of the way!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>All of them!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3e5595f6275ba3fa39e807c5b32b920d\"><strong>What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Lefty.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A toothbrush.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/dinosaur-with-long-neck-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"Cartoon illustration of a long-necked dinosaur with a curved neck and tail, light pink body, and green stripe patterns, standing on a white background.\" class=\"wp-image-80565\" style=\"border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/dinosaur-with-long-neck-cartoon.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/dinosaur-with-long-neck-cartoon-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/dinosaur-with-long-neck-cartoon-768x518.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>Why can\u2019t you hear a pterosaur use the bathroom?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because the \u201cp\u201d is silent!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur fart?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A blast from the past!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don\u2019t dinosaurs like fast food?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It\u2019s harder to catch!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the dinosaur sit in the shade?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it was a hot-saurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do dinosaurs go to buy groceries?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Dino-store!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you know if there\u2019s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The door won\u2019t shut!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the dinosaur eat its homework?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&nbsp;Because it was hungry!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Try to cheer it up.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the T. rex have such a long line at its store?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was short handed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How many dinosaurs fit in an empty box?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>One\u2014then it\u2019s not empty!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-ad716558df5508e203bf34e612e85d93\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#06a959;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-751f9e35 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d5b96d777e8efcf22630c62ce7145bf3\" id=\"general-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>General Dinosaur Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-0adb00f3 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d2e00560bde5214e230c0fdff865def4\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What did the doctor say to the dinosaur when it wasn\u2019t feeling well?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jur-a-ssic dino&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the dinosaur say to the volcano?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You\u2019re hot stuff<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fossil fuel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They can\u2019t afford new ones<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was an early bird<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/triceratops-dinosaur-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"Cute cartoon triceratops with a dark blue body, lighter spots, three facial horns, and a large frill, standing on a white background.\" class=\"wp-image-80569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/triceratops-dinosaur-cartoon.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/triceratops-dinosaur-cartoon-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/triceratops-dinosaur-cartoon-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the egg say to the dinosaur?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You&#8217;re egg-stinct<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of rock wasn&#8217;t around during the age of dinosaurs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rock &amp; Roll<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the pterosaur respond to the T. rex?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was too petrified to answer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the paleontologist say when asked for information on Stegosaurus?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI\u2019ll see what I can dig up.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the paleontologists celebrate after finding a dinosaur leg bone?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With a shin dig.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8244bd66a8be189e12017d681f74b012\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What did the dinosaur use to build his house?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dino-saw.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do dinosaurs travel the sea?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By Tyranno-ship!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the dinosaur say after doing poorly on a test?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I dino what I did wrong!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the dinosaur wear sunglasses?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Its future was bright!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Which reindeer don\u2019t dinosaurs like?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Comet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a dinosaur\u2019s favorite number?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Eight (ATE)!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the dinosaur cross the road?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To eat the chickens on the other side.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why was the triceratops such a good doctor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was dino-mite under pressure<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a Brachiosaurus after it spends the day at the gym?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dino-sore<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the dinosaur sleep well?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It slept on bedrock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that just sits around?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Lazy bones<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the paleontologists explain her love of dinosaurs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI really dig \u2018em\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2479\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png\" alt=\"Light green dot border.\" class=\"wp-image-80253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png 2479w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-300x24.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1200x97.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-768x62.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1536x124.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-2048x165.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2479px) 100vw, 2479px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Sq-Image-Dino-Jokes.png\" alt=\"Free printable dinosaur jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-84262\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Sq-Image-Dino-Jokes.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Sq-Image-Dino-Jokes-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-12a27398 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button anchor-link-with-margin\" id=\"print\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-Dinosaur-Jokes-Packet.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Dinosaur<\/strong> <strong>Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:55px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2479\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png\" alt=\"Light green dot border.\" class=\"wp-image-80253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border.png 2479w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-300x24.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1200x97.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-768x62.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-1536x124.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Green-Dot-Border-2048x165.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2479px) 100vw, 2479px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5d9c48f7346357bfc3bc0fa942282794\" id=\"more-activities\"><strong>More Dinosaur Activities<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-border-color has-background\" style=\"border-color:#ff5e00b0;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;background-color:#ff5e001c;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-0ee1a687c9397b89ba2b1ae972882263\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:45px;border-top-right-radius:45px;border-bottom-left-radius:45px;border-bottom-right-radius:45px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">Dance Like a Dinosaur on ABCmouse YouTube<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube aofl-advice-image-video wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\ud83e\udd96 Dance Like a Dinosaur! \ud83d\udd7a\ud83e\udd95 | Move, Learn &amp; Chomp | Fun Counting Song for Kids | ABCmouse\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C3B6fTmzANU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:1.5\">Kids will love learning about dinosaurs and more as they move to the beat of this roar-some song and video!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-f8221f4439defcc3dc8b2ab3e01f8af5\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:45px;border-top-right-radius:45px;border-bottom-left-radius:45px;border-bottom-right-radius:45px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">Happy Holidays, Prehistoric Pals! on ABCmouse YouTube<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube aofl-advice-image-video wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\ud83e\udd95 Happy Holidays, Prehistoric Pals! \u2744\ufe0f | Celebrate Friendship | Dinosaur Holiday Song ABCmouse Kids\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hzikWOmqwIw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:1.5\">Hearing how dinosaurs celebrate the holidays is fun any time of year with this YouTube video from ABCmouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-7a38cab0e4cef40f75cae3a9a7f9e63a\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:45px;border-top-right-radius:45px;border-bottom-left-radius:45px;border-bottom-right-radius:45px;background-color:#06a959;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">Dinosaur Printables and Games<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-cdbe32bf wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/SEO-686-Dinosaur-Coloring-Pages-featured-Image-Updated.png\" alt=\"Free printable dinosaur coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-83585\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/SEO-686-Dinosaur-Coloring-Pages-featured-Image-Updated.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/SEO-686-Dinosaur-Coloring-Pages-featured-Image-Updated-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/SEO-686-Dinosaur-Coloring-Pages-featured-Image-Updated-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Featured-Image-Dinosaur-PrintableWorksheets.png\" alt=\"Free printable dinosaur flashcards for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-82605\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Featured-Image-Dinosaur-PrintableWorksheets.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Featured-Image-Dinosaur-PrintableWorksheets-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Featured-Image-Dinosaur-PrintableWorksheets-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);line-height:1.5\">From dinosaur coloring pages and facts to flashcards and games, our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/dinosaurs-for-kids\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\"><strong>Dinosaurs for Kids <\/strong><\/a>resource page gives dino-fans a variety of ways to engage with these prehistoric creatures.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f; letter-spacing:0.5px;\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-6d3fbd8f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-91598\" class=\"wp-block-post post-91598 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cartoon dragon pointing at the headline &#039;Knock Knock Jokes for Kids&#039; on a yellow-to-orange gradient background\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\" target=\"_self\" >200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Funny, Silly &amp; Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">200+ silly knock-knock jokes for kids, organized by category. Includes printable pages and fun ways to support reading and laughter at home or on the go.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-84071\" class=\"wp-block-post post-84071 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-dinosaurs tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071\" target=\"_self\" >90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Explore 90+ dinosaur jokes for kids, packed with silly puns and playful wordplay. 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