{"id":56240,"date":"2025-05-08T15:59:04","date_gmt":"2025-05-08T23:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=56240"},"modified":"2025-06-16T10:06:01","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T18:06:01","slug":"200-best-dad-jokes-free-printables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/200-best-dad-jokes-free-printables\/56240","title":{"rendered":"200 Best Dad Jokes (Free Printables!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-a89b3969 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain  wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>200 Best Dad Jokes (Free Printables!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Get ready to laugh (and groan) with this collection of hilarious dad jokes that you can print at home.<br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-61637b24ebbfa0165c585227304efeb5\" style=\"color:#033eaa;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><strong><a href=\"#classic\" title=\"\">Classic Dad Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0c7cb2fa8ffaff85c4717ce7f9268749\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#one-liner\" title=\"\">One-Liner Dad Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2bf5799965d1edaf41b1972a29294d94\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#animals\" title=\"\">Dad Jokes About Animals<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-74d721ee9059dfa0ac140a7ff2c010a0\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><strong><a href=\"#sports-activities\" title=\"\">Dad Jokes About Sports &amp; Activities<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e84ea03624a83c2af6c11620e1aaf127\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#food\" title=\"\"><strong>Dad Jokes<\/strong> About Food<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6eeffc287ca1c93bbde15cd22b46eedd\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#weather\" title=\"\"><strong>Dad Jokes About <\/strong>the Weather &amp; Great Outdoor <\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b2ca02d70fa4cb66e7d8a183e35478ca\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#work\" title=\"\"><strong>Dad Jokes About <\/strong>Work &amp; Jobs<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f29f4dcd3f5d3852ff4fcbe9ca472262\" style=\"color:#01075f;line-height:1.5\">Whether you\u2019re celebrating Father\u2019s Day or just in need of a good laugh, these classic dad jokes are perfect for bringing smiles any day of the year! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6e63c095a2c2745700abae35ef95ebc8\" style=\"color:#01075f;line-height:1.5\">From pun-filled one-liners to goofy jokes about food, weather, sports, animals, careers, and more, this collection has 200 different ways to crack everyone up. They\u2019re corny, they\u2019re clever, and best of all\u2014they\u2019re kid-friendly, making them great for sharing with the whole family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6be534f1ca1b8c6a16062e3ce0f1d315\" id=\"classic\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Classic Dad<\/strong><\/strong> <strong>Jokes <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f8d58c5ccc2c507b43aabc24766455cf is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>When does a joke become a dad joke?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When it becomes apparent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a guy without kids who tells dad jokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A faux pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What country is growing the fastest?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ireland. Every day it&#8217;s Dublin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Which state has the most streets?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rhode Island.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a factory that makes products that are just okay?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A satis-factory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the candle quit its job?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was totally burned out.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why was the queen a great ruler?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was only 12 inches tall.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the easiest building to lift?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A lighthouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a belt made of watches?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A waist of time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the belt go to jail?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because it held up a pair of pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the zero say to the eight?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That belt looks good on you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are sweaters so supportive of each other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They\u2019re pretty close knit.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best way to make a bandstand?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Take away all the chairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the kids stock up on yeast?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They wanted to make some dough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do pirates buy hooks?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second hand store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the nose feel sad?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was always getting picked on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one DNA molecule say to the other?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those genes look great on you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/computer-cold-dad-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"A silly dad joke of a computer catching a cold the computer has a scarf around it. \" class=\"wp-image-56293\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/computer-cold-dad-jokes.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/computer-cold-dad-jokes-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/computer-cold-dad-jokes-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the computer catch cold?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It left a window open.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s a robot&#8217;s favorite snack?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Computer chips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why do computers overheat?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because sometimes they need to vent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do baby computers call their fathers?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the computer get glasses?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To improve its website.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>Where do rainbow go when they get arrested?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happens when you take a watch on a plane?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time flies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do celebrities keep cool?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They have many fans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one toilet say to another?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You look flushed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the toilet paper make it across the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It got stuck in a crack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A chew chew train.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2048\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"Dad jokes mean rad jokes. \" class=\"wp-image-56278\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;width:340px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-1200x960.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-768x614.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-1536x1229.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-joke-5-2048x1638.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are elevator jokes so good?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They work on many levels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one wall say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll meet you at the corner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do crayons go on vacation?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Color-ado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear the joke about d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did you hear the joke about d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the circus fire?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was in tents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What sits on the bottom of the ocean and has anxiety?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A nervous wreck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s blue and doesn\u2019t weigh much?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Light blue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She kept running away from the ball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one hat say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stay here! I&#8217;m going on ahead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Play bored games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you make 7 even?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Take away the s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the piano get locked out of its car?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;It lost its keys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image mini-reg-modal \">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"539\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ABCmouse-App-Desktop.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse #1 learning app for kids! \" class=\"wp-image-30568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ABCmouse-App-Desktop.png 539w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ABCmouse-App-Desktop-294x300.png 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cfc57136e76effd21db2a37f0bc99efd\" id=\"one-liner\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>One-Liner Dad<\/strong> Jokes <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c03a05e49390b5c157937c87185dca24\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>I have a joke about chemistry, but I don&#8217;t think it will get a reaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.&nbsp;Then it&#8217;s a soap opera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People say they pick their nose, but I was born with mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I heard it was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but apparently he had a great fall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I\u2019m slowly getting over it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t trust stairs. They&#8217;re always up to something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used to hate facial hair&#8230;but then it grew on me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Be careful in the grass\u2013it\u2019s full of blades!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I saw two row boats get into an argument the other day. It was quite an oar-deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a joke about a pencil with two erasers, but it\u2019s kinda pointless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used to always want to be a baker, but turns out I was a little too kneady and couldn\u2019t make enough dough.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got into an argument with a skunk the other day. It really caused a stink. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I met a guy giving away dead batteries. They were free of charge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked a librarian to recommend an author of dinosaur books. She said \u201cTry Sarah Topps.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Can you believe how much it costs to swim with sharks? I heard it\u2019s an arm and a leg.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-612184e2ba636973cfecce18f835e60b\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>I had to get a neck brace last year and I haven\u2019t looked back since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It takes guts to be an organ donor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I saw a cheese factory explode once\u2013da-brie was everywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m so good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mountains aren&#8217;t just funny. They&#8217;re hill areas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a joke about pizza, but it&#8217;s a little cheesy.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"950\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza.jpg\" alt=\"A slice out of a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.  \" class=\"wp-image-56282\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-pizza-768x608.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I had a bad sausage at dinner last night. It was the wurst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t buy anything with velcro. It&#8217;s a total rip-off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he always laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m always getting sick during the week\u2013it must be my weekend immune system.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My dad told me a joke about boxing but I missed the punch line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can\u2019t seem to put it down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, \u201cNa.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I finally realized who keeps stealing from me when I take a bath. It was a robber duckie.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I met a dog that does magic tricks. It was a labracadabradoodle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had to send my favorite picture to jail. Turns out it was framed.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-dd225191 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-928f417e789cc6fc9943eff5fab3f4ad\" id=\"animals\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Dad Jokes About Animals<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-719091b7ec4e239205dd61739bec4753\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What do horses say when they fall down?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Help! I\u2019ve fallen and I can\u2019t giddy-up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a well-balanced horse?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How much money does a skunk have?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just one scent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call birds that stick together?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Velcrows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do birds like to go on vacation?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Someplace cheep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of bird works on a construction site?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A crane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of sandals do frogs wear?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Open-toad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happened to the frog that parked illegally?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It got toad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What has more lives than a cat?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A frog, because it croaks every day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How does a buffalo say goodbye to his son?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the best smelling insect?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A deodor-ant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of bug can tell time?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A clock-roach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a fly without wings?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A walk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call an anxious fly?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A jitterbug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1037\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-1200x1037.jpg\" alt=\"Dad joke champion with a trophy. \" class=\"wp-image-56268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-1200x1037.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-768x664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-1536x1328.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-jokes-3-2048x1771.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are fish so easy to weigh?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they have their own set of scales.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why couldn\u2019t the fish get its grades up?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because he was always below sea level. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What fish can give you an appendectomy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A sturgeon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So-fish-ticated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a fish without an eye?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fsh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the deer go to the dentist?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had buck teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why do dragons always stay up so late?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they like to fight knights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A moo-stache.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do cows read the most?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cattle-logs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get from a pampered cow?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spoiled milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are cows&#8217; feet called hooves?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they lactose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why do cows wear bells?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because their horns don\u2019t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you say to a cow blocking your way?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMoooo-ve!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the cow go to Hollywood?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To be in the moo-vies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you stop a bull from charging?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancel its credit card. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do ducks buy lipstick?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c6111610a608653319f392f1f582c2f8\">They put it on their bill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0e453aad03c72f089c8ddf7b417df9e0\"><strong>Why can\u2019t you trust doctors who work on ducks?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2580763aa6662f91178a76daa2047017\">Because they\u2019re all quacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b83a2ce16b43f5719e2ecb8d4d367254\"><strong>What time do ducks wake up?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-03821de172393598c1574e42a313cb6a\">At the quack of dawn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-79dffc03c005f77093a3744ea108e2c9\"><strong>Why did the turkey join a band?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-74f523a45beec4091fe224f36fdbe9e5\">To get better use of its drumsticks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-30e26c584bf3d0af8a8ee5ad2d837758\"><strong>What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9b0ede74c37a7efa6681f0ef65539d3b\">A dino-snore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cf5f6fe831bd3733c25fa9bdefd29903\"><strong>What do you call a singing bear?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-48b07a47456d9d12594f0e5635ad1e3d\">A beartitone. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Jokes-Koala.jpg\" alt=\"A cute little cartoon koala. \" class=\"wp-image-56265\" style=\"border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Jokes-Koala.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Jokes-Koala-300x275.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Jokes-Koala-768x704.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" 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href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/DK2gS5KyetG\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\">A post shared by ABCmouse (@abcmouse)<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/blockquote>\n<script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e6b97cc574cc3c73427504b36bb86a11\" id=\"sports-activities\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Dad Jokes About Sports &amp; Activities<\/strong> <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-62b3d0c02ba0560ab4d6a57d11094765\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In case they get a hole in one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a sprinter eat before a race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nothing, they fast!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you get a good price on a sled?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You have toboggan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What lights up a soccer stadium?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A soccer match. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you know when a bike is thinking?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can see its wheels turning.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-84b1df21ba302025b6d041398eb1172a\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why couldn&#8217;t the bicycle stand up by itself?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was two tired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Give me my quarterback.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do boats go when they&#8217;re sick?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To the boat doc.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6507b9b2303d0f3222a42cad60d46f63\" id=\"food\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Dad Jokes About Food<\/strong> <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d1c355f80a33fbad07a405d907f4e825\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What kind of music do tortillas like?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wrap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you make an egg roll?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just push it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of car do eggs drive?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yolkswagens.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/egg-driving-car-dad-jokes.jpg\" alt=\"A silly dad joke of an egg driving a car \" class=\"wp-image-56275\" style=\"border-radius:15px;width:354px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/egg-driving-car-dad-jokes.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/egg-driving-car-dad-jokes-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/egg-driving-car-dad-jokes-1200x800.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/egg-driving-car-dad-jokes-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1536px) 100vw, 1536px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What happens when ice cream gets angry?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It has a meltdown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you fix a broken tomato?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With tomato paste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear the rumor about butter?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m not going to spread it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the hamburger name its baby?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the cucumber say to the pickle?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You mean a great dill to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a sad strawberry?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A blueberry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It ran out of juice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you keep bagels from running away?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just put lox on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What type of cheese is always lonely?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Provolone.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c78bddb41429801ab37b314920f9964a\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What do you call a chicken that\u2019s looking at some lettuce?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chicken sees a salad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you make a glass of water bouncy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fill it with spring water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call fake spaghetti?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Impasta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s small, red, and has a rough voice?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A hoarse raddish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a potato wearing glasses?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A spec-tater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call an angry piece of broccoli?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A steamed veggie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are peppers the best at archery?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they habanero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don\u2019t bananas ever feel lonely?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they tend to hang out in bunches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the banana go to the doctor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It wasn\u2019t peeling well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do sea monsters eat?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fish and ships.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call shoes that are made from bananas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Slippers.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/banana-peel-slippers-dad-joke.jpg\" alt=\"A silly image of bannanna slippers for a funny dad joke. \" class=\"wp-image-56280\" style=\"border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/banana-peel-slippers-dad-joke.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/banana-peel-slippers-dad-joke-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/banana-peel-slippers-dad-joke-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reality!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do nuts say to each other when playing tag?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imma cashew!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c72ba28093431564fa514868705dbdb6\" id=\"weather\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Dad Jokes About <\/strong>the Weather &amp; Great Outdoor <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6694ba9abb14fbf7001df3d99e75d52e\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What did the ocean say to the beach?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nothing. It just waved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the beach say when the tide came in?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Long time no sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By its bark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do trees get on the internet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They log in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How does the moon cut his hair?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eclipse it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why is it good to meditate during a storm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It can be very en-lightning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the earthquake say when it was done?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sorry, my fault!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a8a594273670658ee912388c2ddfaa8e\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why is it bad to iron a four leaf clover?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because you should never press your luck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do clouds wear under their shorts?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thunder pants!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What trees can fit inside your hand?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Palm trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What game are tornadoes the best at?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Twister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one tornado say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve got my eye on you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why is it pointless to fight with clouds?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They always storm out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What member of the orchestra is most likely to get struck by lightning?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The conductor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What causes it to rain money?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When there\u2019s a change in the weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What type of weather is the hardest to employ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lightning\u2013it\u2019s always on strike!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f025829edef8310bba0cc5e5e11b8793\" id=\"work\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Dad Jokes About <\/strong>Work &amp; Jobs <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-827989d6ea8da0811f3e956e28786d30\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What do lawyers wear to court?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lawsuits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Supplies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the drummer name her twin daughters?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anna 1, Anna 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What number do ballerinas love?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two-two<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a happy cowboy?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A jolly rancher<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the chef season his entree?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He ran out of thyme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the king go to the dentist?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He needed to get a crown. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the dentist get to celebrate her anniversary at work?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A little plaque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do math teachers go on vacation?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Times Square.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happens when doctors get frustrated?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They lose their patients.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the barber win the race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He knew a short cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a painter do when he gets cold?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puts on another coat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the employee go work in stilts?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She wanted a raise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the archaeologist who was fired?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His career is in ruins.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c2afb8829758c1786ceb9782be3d9ff3\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>How do you get an astronaut\u2019s baby to stop crying?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just rocket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do astronauts organize a trip?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They planet.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Joke-2.jpg\" alt=\"Dad jokes loading. \" class=\"wp-image-56261\" style=\"border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Joke-2.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Joke-2-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dad-Joke-2-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don\u2019t astronomers like the constellation Orion\u2019s Belt?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They think it\u2019s a big waist of space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why&#8217;d the roofer go to the doctor?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He had shingles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What time did the man go to the dentist?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tooth hurt-y.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call someone who raises hens?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A chicken tender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why can\u2019t sailors learn the alphabet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because he always got lost at \u201cC.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a magician without any magic?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How can you tell when a comedian passes gas<\/strong>?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Something smells funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are politicians often out of breath?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They\u2019re always running for office!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a dermatologist\u2019s favorite food?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baked ziti.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"A border of dad items like slippers, a tie, a watch, socks etc. \" class=\"wp-image-56257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DadJokesBorder-2048x683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Sq-Image-Dad-Jokes-Coloring-Page.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-56390\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Sq-Image-Dad-Jokes-Coloring-Page.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Sq-Image-Dad-Jokes-Coloring-Page-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-12a27398 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\" id=\"printable\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Combined-Dad-Jokes-Packet.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Dad Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"63\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-768x47.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f; letter-spacing:0.5px;\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-6d3fbd8f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-84071\" class=\"wp-block-post post-84071 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-dinosaurs tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071\" target=\"_self\" >90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Explore 90+ dinosaur jokes for kids, packed with silly puns and playful wordplay. 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