{"id":42380,"date":"2025-02-18T10:50:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T18:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=42380"},"modified":"2025-11-17T08:49:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T16:49:19","slug":"spring-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/spring-jokes-for-kids\/42380","title":{"rendered":"Spring Jokes for Kids! (Free Printables)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>85+ Spring Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Brighten up the rainy season with silly jokes devoted to spring vacations, animals, and more. Plus, you can print them out for free! <br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-df7fd5c615942dc9f87ba7ce128447ef wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#spring-jokes\" title=\"\">Jokes About Spring<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-35b6354ffe3bb92a76684545abf71c92 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#spring-nature-jokes\" title=\"\">Spring Jokes About Nature<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1314c0438f417d6bf5db1963131cf816 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#spring-animal-jokes\" title=\"\">Spring Jokes About Animals<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-aaf67ff0ebe0ccc279cd28f5529e0e4f wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#knock-knock\" title=\"\">Spring Knock-Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7c5ee02f7e8fc8147207db9e3aec5bed wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#spring-riddles\" title=\"\"><strong>Spring <\/strong>Riddles<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5ab2d3d7c68e2854cbc9b875f918ac67 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#printable\" title=\"\">Printable Spring Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c7061339685164780a46cceac2eb5e35 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;line-height:1.5\">Spring is here\u2013fill it with sunshine and laughter with these giggle-worthy jokes! Whether you\u2019re traveling and need something to pass the time or just looking for a few silly laughs at home, this list of spring-themed jokes and riddles is sure to bring smiles. From blooming flowers and buzzing bees to rainy days and playful animals, these jokes and riddles are perfect for kids (and grown-ups who love a good joke, too)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5653b58d87e1e4f13cc7efd69f1eef9f\" id=\"spring-jokes\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Jokes About Spring<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-db38cc59e842e53dbcaad178a79a40c4 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Does February like March?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, but April May.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why was the broom late for the spring cleaning?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It over swept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How do you tell someone winter is over?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You spring it on them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why is spring cleaning tricky?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it\u2019s so bouncy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>How do you create a pool that bounces?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By adding spring water!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the drizzle say when it didn\u2019t hit the plants?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just mist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How does spring end?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a G.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a group of rain drops hanging out?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A puddle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why is April the cleanest month?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of all the showers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the lamb sad during spring break?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wanted to go to the Baaa-hamas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What is a king\u2019s favorite kind of weather?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reign-y!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What\u2019s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The season-ings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do clouds wear when they\u2019re trying to look nice?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A rain-bow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How does the sun listen to its favorite music?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the ray-dio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thunderwear!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Where is the funniest place to visit on spring break?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The mountains\u2013they\u2019re hilly-arious.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why is spring cleaning tricky?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it\u2019s so bouncy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What games do tornadoes like to play?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>When is the best time of year to use a trampoline?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the spring.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call an emergency in spring?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May Day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why do umbrellas make good friends?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They\u2019ve always got you covered.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"233\" height=\"313\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Rainbow-Unicorn-Character-Figure-Melody-Left-Facing-DS.png\" alt=\"Melody, rainbow unicorn character from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-76106\" style=\"width:323px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Rainbow-Unicorn-Character-Figure-Melody-Left-Facing-DS.png 233w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Rainbow-Unicorn-Character-Figure-Melody-Left-Facing-DS-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>When does it rain money?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When there\u2019s a change in the weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, I 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March.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse banner: left cartoon mouse, blue background, 'Over 1,000,000 Reviews (Average)' with red 'Try FREE for 30 Days!' button\" class=\"wp-image-97431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop-300x182.png 300w, 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src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png\" alt=\"Yellow flower border. \" class=\"wp-image-42427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png 2400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1200x150.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-768x96.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1536x192.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-2048x256.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2400px) 100vw, 2400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e431d2a43118322094fd2f904efcb484\" id=\"spring-nature-jokes\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Spring Jokes About Nature<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fe41fee561a32daa193bf846fc649500\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How do you know if flowers are friendly?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Check to see if they have a lot of buds!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What\u2019s the best place to grow flowers in school?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In kinder-garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why were the two little seeds inseparable?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were mint to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What kind of garden does a baker love in spring?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A flour garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the tulip say to the daffodil during the race?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m going to put my petal to the metal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a tulip that blooms at night?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A lightbulb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower.png\" alt=\"A large pale yellow flower. \" class=\"wp-image-42438\" style=\"width:297px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Every herb garden has a favorite singer. Who is it?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elvis Parsley<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How excited was the gardener about spring?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So excited he wet his plants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What kind of socks does a gardener wear?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Garden hose.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-67f1eacc64e1aecb4a1cffe91d82b513\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why are trees naturally so forgiving?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because every spring, they turn over a new leaf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why couldn\u2019t the flower ride its bike?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It lost all of its petals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What kind of bean never grows in a garden?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A jelly bean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why did the farmer bury coins in the soil before planting his crop?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To make his soil rich!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:2.0\"><strong><strong>What gift does April bring May?<\/strong><br><\/strong>Flowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:2.0\"><strong><strong>What is a dandelion wedding called?<\/strong><br><\/strong>A weeding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the tree say to spring when it arrived?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a re-leaf to have you here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the gardener say to the plant that flowered last?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last bud not least.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why is a mushroom always the life of the party?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it\u2019s a fun-gi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the bean say to the sprout?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grow up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the herb garden say to the spring?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long thyme, no see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why are flowers often late?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have a hard time leaving their beds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why should you plant bulbs?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So worms can see where they are going!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png\" alt=\"Yellow flower border. \" class=\"wp-image-42427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png 2400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1200x150.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-768x96.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1536x192.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-2048x256.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2400px) 100vw, 2400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-50d8851ab47f85ec255b6570a2cc732e\" id=\"spring-animal-jokes\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Spring Jokes About Animals<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ccad4548ffc2831aa9a06bf6a40844ec\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a deer who likes playing in the rain?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A reindeer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a rabbit with fleas?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bugs Bunny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a grizzly bear who wakes up in the rain?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Drizzly Bear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:2.0\"><strong><strong>What\u2019s a chicken\u2019s favorite vegetable?<\/strong><br><\/strong>Eggplant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are frogs such good gardeners?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they have a green thumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call it when it starts raining ducks and chickens?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fowl weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why shouldn&#8217;t you give birds as a gift?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They cheep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do bees wear on rainy days?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yellow jackets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What bird should you never take to the bank?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A robin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why did the worm cross the ruler?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To become an inchworm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>When do monkeys fall from the sky?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During ape-ril showers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>Why do hens lay eggs?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If they dropped them, they\u2019d break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What\u2019s the best type of dog to own in March, April, and May?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A spring-er spaniel.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/lamb.webp\" alt=\"An illustration of a lamb. \" class=\"wp-image-42434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/lamb.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/lamb-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/lamb-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/lamb-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png\" alt=\"Yellow flower border. \" class=\"wp-image-42427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png 2400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1200x150.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-768x96.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1536x192.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-2048x256.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2400px) 100vw, 2400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9ed607d8f796f801d5f2d937000a0552\" id=\"knock-knock\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Spring Knock-Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f57a1bdc02cc6cbd96127c30718eee82\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Beezer.<br>Beezer who?<br>Beezer buzzing; it must be spring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Alpaca.<br>Alpaca who?<br>Alpaca my bags for spring break<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Rain.<br>Rain who?<br>You&#8217;re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day, are you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butter.<br>Butter who?<br>Butter bring an umbrella, it\u2019s raining!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a boy knocking on a door. \" class=\"wp-image-28293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e63a442ec578708e1a83187c8e7c6178\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Lilac.&nbsp;<br>Lilac who?<br>I lilac spring a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>May.<br>May who?<br>May I tell you a joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>March.<br>March who?<br>Bless you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Bunny.<br>Bunny who?<br>Bunny you should ask!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing for spring break?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png\" alt=\"Yellow flower border. \" class=\"wp-image-42427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png 2400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1200x150.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-768x96.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1536x192.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-2048x256.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2400px) 100vw, 2400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f1de53ce7a2227a8c4ff465f5d829f83\" id=\"spring-riddles\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Spring Riddles<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-03b32cbbcfb7425ea8c8f35c2ee1b2c5\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>Name a bow that can\u2019t be tied.<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A rainbow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>Which month of the year is the shortest?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May \u2013 it only has three letters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>What always goes up when rain comes down?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Umbrellas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>There is a country that\u2019s named after a flower and the fact that its residents only drive pink cars. What\u2019s the name of the country?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pink Car-Nation<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>What falls, but never needs a bandage?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>A mama bunny has 2 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does the mama bunny have?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has 2 daughters and 1 son for a total of 3 kids.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2460\" height=\"2460\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337.jpg\" alt=\"An illustration of a cute bunny. \" class=\"wp-image-41831\" style=\"width:277px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337.jpg 2460w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/shutterstock_2435051337-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2460px) 100vw, 2460px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-dd401785cdb776d89d441457b795e3c7\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>Which superhero likes spring the best?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Robin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>What\u2019s the best type of flower for a boy to give his parents?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A son-flower.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>This is a flower that sounds like it belongs on your face. What is it?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tulips<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>If you crossed a popular spring flower with a pickle, what would you get?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daffo-dills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong>When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?<\/strong><\/strong><br><\/strong>When you haven\u2019t botany.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong><strong><strong>I fall, but I don\u2019t get hurt. I pour, but I\u2019m not a jug. I help plants grow, but I\u2019m not the sun. What am I?<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><br><\/strong>Rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>I have two legs and feathers bright,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>I peck the ground from left to right.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>I lay some eggs, I cluck all day,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>On the farm is where I stay!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>What am I?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A chicken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>I hop around, both fast and light,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>With ears so long and fur so white.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>I love to munch on carrots sweet,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:0\"><strong>What am I? I\u2019m quick on my feet!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A rabbit.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png\" alt=\"Yellow flower border. \" class=\"wp-image-42427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border.png 2400w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1200x150.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-768x96.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-1536x192.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yellow-Flower-border-2048x256.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2400px) 100vw, 2400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Sq-Image-Spring-Jokes-for-Kids-vs2.png\" alt=\"Free printable spring jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-42507\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Sq-Image-Spring-Jokes-for-Kids-vs2.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Sq-Image-Spring-Jokes-for-Kids-vs2-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\" id=\"printable\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/ABCmouse-Spring-Jokes-For-Kids.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Spring Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"63\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-768x47.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-91598\" class=\"wp-block-post post-91598 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cartoon dragon pointing at the headline &#039;Knock Knock Jokes for Kids&#039; on a yellow-to-orange gradient background\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\" target=\"_self\" >200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Funny, Silly &amp; Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">200+ silly knock-knock jokes for kids, organized by category. Includes printable pages and fun ways to support reading and laughter at home or on the go.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-84071\" class=\"wp-block-post post-84071 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-dinosaurs tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071\" target=\"_self\" >90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Explore 90+ dinosaur jokes for kids, packed with silly puns and playful wordplay. 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