{"id":35600,"date":"2024-11-22T14:05:12","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T22:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=35600"},"modified":"2026-01-14T12:20:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T20:20:47","slug":"winter-riddles-and-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/winter-riddles-and-jokes\/35600","title":{"rendered":"120+ Winter Jokes &#038; Riddles (Free Printable List)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>120+<\/strong> <strong>Winter Jokes &amp; Riddles for Kids and Families (Free Printable List)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Warm the hearts of kids and adults alike with this list of over 100 hilarious cold-weather jokes. <br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3593b91ddc7cf02137d2605195bbb432 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#winter\" title=\"\">Winter Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5a08ebe42c1d4dac09d4d4854f6e6c9d wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#snowman\" title=\"\">Snowman Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f5629a91293733735a00450ed1046341 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#polar-bear\" title=\"\">Polar Bear Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-08272f0b77905b7c523d111c17749de8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#penguin\" title=\"\">Penguin Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-497b260c8992f53a248757821c6e8920 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#yeti\" title=\"\">Yeti &amp; Snow Monster Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7223c5ab689ffae7b0bdc458013255ed wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#knock-knock\" title=\"\">Winter Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-38623b77dbb4ef1491551971878b0035 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#print\" title=\"\">Print Winter Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:1px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:1px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b63c161c27faa6f47374d57d943904e5\" id=\"winter\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Jokes About Winter<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b7982b2c90dbf21930b86d7920da8df6 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-aba0d92208d836a51f601fe45980042a wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the currency of the North Pole?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cold, hard cash!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d9b301cc181b0fb75d9c121bb4f2d5f6 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do superheroes add to their drinks during winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Just-ice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4667ef956742fc3b8a8d3ff5e31f9f6e wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a group of Arctic hares hopping backward?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A receding hare line.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-913ea135d1ab30ce95919a41d6a82886 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>How does Jack Frost get to work?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By icicle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c2dfb52991f14704bb1125a55c83d755 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What is the name of Jack Frost&#8217;s favorite aunt?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Aunt Arctica<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0dc7487746febca3f9a3b13f91122183 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does Jack Frost call his parents?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Mom and Pop-sicle<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c96fcd90d32ee813ff72ce5f361a21eb wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does December have that no other month has?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The letter D.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-468f45444b51d7e278bdf6d2904a3dce wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Long time, snow see.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6fba2dd417a56b40848778e7e344ede4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the wool hat say to the scarf?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You hang around while I go on ahead.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e2bd45027ad075e73433707023d65cfa wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a photo taken at the North Pole?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A polar-oid.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1d2be16df4a344c7029510d8c055173b wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>When does winter begin?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>When autumn leaves.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f7be5560a6433edefb12255a0f27dc26 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What fish do you catch in the winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frozen fish sticks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-543dfa2e96d72e0b4d9b79f34bcbce56 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the icy road say to the 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wp-elements-c3b832efba785c2be381b94df62d7294 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does a Starbucks employee\u2019s job title change to in winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A brrrr-ista!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-66046afc11b49cf893f47434b33bdfae wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the most popular breakfast in winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frosted Flakes!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the snow globe feel after the winter storm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A little shaken.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What falls in winter but never gets hurt?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You&#8217;re one of a kind.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Did you hear about the man stuck in a snowstorm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was feeling under the weather.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2046\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-scaled.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse figure open arms.\" class=\"wp-image-57854\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-scaled.png 2046w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-240x300.png 240w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-959x1200.png 959w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-768x961.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-1228x1536.png 1228w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/ABCmouse-Figure-Open-Arms-1637x2048.png 1637w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2046px) 100vw, 2046px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c8578413ef7b0ecc230d0c70b1fe1760 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call an igloo with no bathroom?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>An Ig.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-85080382805e4f8aa147346c8e2afca0 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why do Arctic foxes have winter coats?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they&#8217;d look so silly in sweaters.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-352c84751d6f7ee762e5a1e6c624bab9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the Swiss skier shout when he fell down a mountain?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Alp!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b091f88e65ab7999f60c44df43c185fd wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the difference between ice and icicle?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice has noel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-226d9a601c65829e55d2bbb40a38f93e wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What happens when a moose feels cold?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They get moose bumps!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-98937c114f68aa2b2b94fc263f3c571d wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you put over a baby reindeer&#8217;s crib?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snow-mobile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-10e9e08f1e54e1c3093f0e5933580745 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why do bears always get fired in the winter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They get caught sleeping on the job.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-02d13c6c2d77070e93e76a23c42831f2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the Arctic explorers say in the snow storm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>This weather is snow joke.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b2d413bbb1be511b3c358dd87718b253 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the snowflake say when its friend was upset?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Don\u2019t flurry, be happy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3f5d516277206fa59f51bca1089da890 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What is a winter ghost called?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Casp-brrrrrrr.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fb90cb2f1f80c79fa7660d63143946c0 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s a reindeer&#8217;s favorite coffee shop?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Starbucks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ff7661a58ad31985abeab69ec46564cb wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do trees say after a very long winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>That&#8217;s a re-leaf.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-74f3e0a27afcd126615c8f783d215276 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a slow skier?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slopepoke!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18720ddfa55a2146b3f6293b9a286edb wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>How do you build a snow house?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Igloo it together.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of robots live at the North Pole?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow-bots.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Did you hear about the kid who was hit with a snowball?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was knocked out cold.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does a mountain stay warm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snowcaps.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of ball never bounces?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snowball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner. \" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" id=\"snowman\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Snowman Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4a38b56f6e3c6d57fcab57fd02f52822\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do snowmen keep their vinyl collection outside in the winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They only like cool music.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What rapper do snowmen love?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice-T.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How do you make a snowman&#8217;s bed?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With sheets of ice and a blanket of snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman&#8217;s pet poodle?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slush-puppy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman.png\" alt=\"Happy illustrated snowman. \" class=\"wp-image-35669\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is a female snowman called?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snow-ma\u2019am<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why isn&#8217;t Frosty ever late?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Time waits for snow-man.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an old snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Water.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you sing on a snowman&#8217;s birthday?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Freeze a jolly good fellow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the snowman say as it left its friend\u2019s house?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I\u2019ll snow myself out.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call little snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chill-dren.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call it when a snowman has a tantrum?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A meltdown.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice Krispies.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What gift should you never give a snowman?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>An electric blanket.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you protect yourself from angry snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With a heater.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What issue are snowmen most concerned about?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Global warming.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frost bite.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a snowman on a hot day?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Water.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-898b7aacd739195f11512e25624c18e7\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does a snowman travel?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By riding an icicle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to the other when they were late for a party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Let&#8217;s go, I\u2019m in a flurry!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snowman\u2019s dream job?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To be in snow-business.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do snowmen turn yellow sometimes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ask your dog.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I smell carrots<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do snowmen save their money?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snowbanks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the eye doctor say to the snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>How\u2019s your icesight?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who protects snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow angels.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where did the snowmen go dancing?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Snowball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman on roller skates?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snowmobile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the police officer say to the snowman robbing a bank?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Freeze!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of haircuts do snowmen get?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cold cuts.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4.png\" alt=\"Colorful image of this joke: What was the snowman doing at the grocery store? \nPicking out a nose! \" class=\"wp-image-42124\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" 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a snowman\u2019s favorite drink?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slushy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, 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class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fc870d755209d490c705844d7c1ad6c2\" id=\"polar-bear\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Polar Bear Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-879218d02774797d1653e7d432a5525e is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are polar bears so itchy?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They have antarc-ticks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when a polar bear ignores you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The cold shoulder.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do polar bears call seals riding a skateboard?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Meals on Wheels.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is a polar bear&#8217;s favorite food?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Brrrrrrritos.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do polar bears greet each other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice to meet you.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a group of polar bears in the desert?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Lost.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the polar bear fall asleep in the snow?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It needed a powder nap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating.png\" alt=\"Illustration of a polar bear skating. \" class=\"wp-image-35673\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who is a polar bear&#8217;s favorite singer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Seal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a polar bear with no ears?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anything you like, they can\u2019t hear you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a polar bears favorite event at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow-and-Tell<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f534527062bfc18aa31ab0105f0fc717\" id=\"penguin\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Penguin Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-63083daf0bf1378b511d9da4a08411e1\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a penguin\u2019s favorite drink?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iced tea.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin get when it won the bobsled race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A cold medal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent.png\" alt=\"Cute illustrated penguin running and smiling. \" class=\"wp-image-35682\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent.png 800w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do penguins like to swim in saltwater?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because pepper makes them sneeze.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the penguin only wear one mitten?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The weather forecast had a 50% chance of snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do penguins love to do on the weekend?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chill out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin say to the polar bear?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Have an ice day!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9e113da5158819d807d94e67f974d7f9\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a penguin\u2019s favorite kind of cake?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anything covered in icing.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a penguin that\u2019s really smart?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Brrrr-iliant.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a penguin\u2019s favorite condiment?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chilly sauce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do penguins wear when they get cold?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice caps<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the penguin go to the party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It had snow one to go with.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the penguin crash on the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>There aren\u2019t any chickens in the Arctic.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Starfish<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin say when it got lost in the igloo?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>There\u2019s snow way out.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-81c4578ee98ec28440974cd6a0245f2c\" id=\"yeti\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Yeti &amp; Snow Monster Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7ed66e4e272973c1f764038890ff02ad\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does a Yeti surf the web?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On the Winter-net.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do healthy yetis eat?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iceberg lettuce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you get a snow monster to go away?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Get into a heated argument.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a very strong winter monster with a six-pack?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Abdominal snowman.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a yeti\u2019s favorite lunch?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>An iceberger.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the abominable snowman go to the party?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He had snow-one to go with.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e6d769ce885a135b898d9c10522adc5e\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are yetis always invited to parties?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re great at breaking the ice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snow monsters eat for breakfast?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frost Bites<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background.png\" alt=\"Illustration of an ice-cream cone with three scoops. \" class=\"wp-image-35667\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snow monster\u2019s favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice scream<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What prize did the yeti win for its ice sculpture?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Best in Snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the yeti say to the snow monster after it explained its idea?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Icy what you mean.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f6e7a06db4e6a5fd1ac428fcbe46c333\" id=\"knock-knock\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Winter Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-aea169d0510c82f9797721b880989409\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-eb10fcfdf35709affb25bbfdb5d3afa5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a2767ae895a46a7c3ea9ef2b92245308 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-68fc8a852b9442cdc3ed1fbba19eb773 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8026f135e29dcc75fc784beb154a39df wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f954001d253c448b014288ed1637b1b4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben waiting for winter all year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-55fb3aec4205ce4942e71cb97b1fe1a9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e7735ac4b8622dac6414988f1cc23bc7 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c1d375f815546c44e7bb1eab61550b08 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7dc1ab5b68a91b3e2dfc5887a7670c11 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ffa4bdc2511bd5d7c777ae2f9b712d5c wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5eb0c85f14b0ab26115e1b5f6c5fc26c wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background.png\" alt=\"Cute illustration of a reindeer. \" class=\"wp-image-35663\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c95ab8336612bd6dda6f273c6a505566 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-258535581c74d3e50d2300bbab308540 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0c7267b529957e482244ee0bbb6c2392 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e39e6b93347928a6a0b0a0f418011e24 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1ed4a3216450d21f9d43467b05fbf20a wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly up, it&#8217;s cold out here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c95ab8336612bd6dda6f273c6a505566 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-258535581c74d3e50d2300bbab308540 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fc7185d3087848c377f5eef2452437be wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4d719e89c50ffaf85bef21ef1e74bd8c wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2cba2aadad855c3e8a50a8f033de6eea wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma cold standing outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c95ab8336612bd6dda6f273c6a505566 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-258535581c74d3e50d2300bbab308540 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ea08cde1c150ba0b1fb72ece3c788537 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fdf523cb6dec38933a5332d881e82b08 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-038b1670f57d36ca46f8cc2bee121061 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow use, I can&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cc973521e66fa343376102047af4cbda wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9095bd6126b92d6f5db30bb07bdede2e wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1f11402d3036fa5a77afc4cb0ed90480 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7bbf880c3c394d0ce7576d416025532e wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3808b1d061e335690d816a738892575b wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snowbody home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d17aeaef31d137977576c06b29f6678f wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-568507b678ae97dcdbe9985ce2452a6b wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f77f83af6293fe68a8f67914e3826194 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-37643242ed589e5338175233f9b2a55a wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8cb3a454c6eb724c475081777b3761ca wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3b764e976c0b6985d4fd3cc27a1de6be wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-76cafa5cbcb39d879c7844477a8c2e3a wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-33cee7f2f78eda5a7a87ec9c70ba68fc wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8177d042481520219683193fdb96b209 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d582b4981f5f0f6a4c4bee7bb546baae wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow real way of knowing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-51baa4926fcc1c8ee1b4c636f0b78442 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4517f4a235d599a74cda0264dba8e895 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-55bd6a9b849b936748d51ed92a81a327 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Scold.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-79fd990c0458284b6713ac98bd6ca701 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Scold who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-dac7c2b6443c3fbe435c880d76492554 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">&#8216;Scold outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-154b3cecdbe42233020d708aac9f0da4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3b5a8dd574fbfc0435c2931b3441f8b8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3873dea7fc62c45bb836af31c6dd02cf wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a29111644ec847ff2cb27384374ee3c9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2ba7bb79e6091d5e21ec83cb65a72a7b wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan awful cold right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c95ab8336612bd6dda6f273c6a505566 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-258535581c74d3e50d2300bbab308540 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c83a040845fe2165ebb4c0a3d91ba861 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3466dee9bdad6b32e9ac5ca37075dccf wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3c2b1a2b9f8e0d9311afa064fe1f5eca wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy a big snowstorm coming!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c95ab8336612bd6dda6f273c6a505566 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-258535581c74d3e50d2300bbab308540 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ea08cde1c150ba0b1fb72ece3c788537 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fdf523cb6dec38933a5332d881e82b08 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b2e97faa5213818660889efc68b675ca wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow way I&#8217;m telling you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-70be8d8f9a5096667128a0eb06e0477f wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-16a6119f943290565c0b269232523d71 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ef1a3457f8676a66e3b75305a381e46d wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">Lettuce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4d2d6d19fc8d36df8c7b399636838729 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">Lettuce who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-683eda2de13bafa796e2befc49af5882 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This comprehensive post features a wide array of riddles designed to entertain and challenge young minds across all seasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border aofl-advice-image-video\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/riddles-for-kids\/26260\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets.png\" alt=\"Free printable fun riddles for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-26262\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-81051\" class=\"wp-block-post post-81051 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-holiday-lists tag-printable tag-trivia tag-valentines-day\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Coloring-Page-Valentines-Trivia-Featured-image.6.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Free printable Valentine&#039;s Day Trivia for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Coloring-Page-Valentines-Trivia-Featured-image.6.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Coloring-Page-Valentines-Trivia-Featured-image.6-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Coloring-Page-Valentines-Trivia-Featured-image.6-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/60-valentines-day-trivia-questions-for-kids-and-families\/81051\" target=\"_self\" >60 Valentine\u2019s Day Trivia Questions for Kids and Families<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Discover 60+ fun Valentine\u2019s Day trivia questions for kids &#038; families, plus a free printable quiz to enjoy at home or in the classroom.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/60-valentines-day-trivia-questions-for-kids-and-families\/81051\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-79285\" class=\"wp-block-post post-79285 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-coloring-pages tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-valentines-day\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Valentines-Printables-featured-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Free printable Valentine&#039;s Day activity sheets for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Valentines-Printables-featured-image.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Valentines-Printables-featured-image-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Valentines-Printables-featured-image-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/valentines-day-printables\/79285\" target=\"_self\" >Valentine&#8217;s Day Printables<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Over 100 free Valentine\u2019s Day printables for kids\u2014coloring pages, puzzles, cards, and more fun activities to print and enjoy.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/valentines-day-printables\/79285\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-79547\" class=\"wp-block-post post-79547 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-printable tag-valentines-day\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Featured-Image_Valentine_Word_PrintableWorksheets.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Free printable Valentine&#039;s Day word puzzles.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Featured-Image_Valentine_Word_PrintableWorksheets.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Featured-Image_Valentine_Word_PrintableWorksheets-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Featured-Image_Valentine_Word_PrintableWorksheets-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/valentines-day-word-puzzles\/79547\" target=\"_self\" >Valentine&#8217;s Day Word Searches, Word Scrambles, Crossword Puzzles, and More!<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Free Valentine\u2019s printables for kids ages 2\u20138! 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