{"id":35600,"date":"2024-11-22T14:05:12","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T22:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=35600"},"modified":"2026-01-14T12:20:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T20:20:47","slug":"winter-riddles-and-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/winter-riddles-and-jokes\/35600","title":{"rendered":"120+ Winter Jokes &#038; Riddles (Free Printable List)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>120+<\/strong> <strong>Winter Jokes &amp; Riddles for Kids and Families (Free Printable List)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Warm the hearts of kids and adults alike with this list of over 100 hilarious cold-weather jokes. <br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#winter\" title=\"\">Winter Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#snowman\" title=\"\">Snowman Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#polar-bear\" title=\"\">Polar Bear Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#penguin\" title=\"\">Penguin Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#yeti\" title=\"\">Yeti &amp; Snow Monster Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#knock-knock\" title=\"\">Winter Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#print\" title=\"\">Print Winter Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:1px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:1px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-10\" id=\"winter\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Jokes About Winter<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-11 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-12 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the currency of the North Pole?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cold, hard cash!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-13 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do superheroes add to their drinks during winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Just-ice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-14 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a group of Arctic hares hopping backward?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A receding hare line.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-15 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>How does Jack Frost get to work?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By icicle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-16 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What is the name of Jack Frost&#8217;s favorite aunt?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Aunt Arctica<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-17 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does Jack Frost call his parents?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Mom and Pop-sicle<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does December have that no other month has?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The letter D.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-19 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Long time, snow see.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-20 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the wool hat say to the scarf?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You hang around while I go on ahead.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-21 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a photo taken at the North Pole?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A polar-oid.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-22 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>When does winter begin?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>When autumn leaves.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-23 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What fish do you catch in the winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frozen fish sticks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-24 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the icy road say to the truck?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Want to go for a spin?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-25 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why do birds fly south for the winter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It\u2019s too far to walk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-26 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What bites but doesn\u2019t have teeth?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frost.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What happens when you catch a cold in the winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You get cabin fever.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-28 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What does a Starbucks employee\u2019s job title change to in winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A brrrr-ista!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the most popular breakfast in winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frosted Flakes!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the snow globe feel after the winter storm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A little shaken.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What falls in winter but never gets 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class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-31 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why do Arctic foxes have winter coats?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they&#8217;d look so silly in sweaters.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-32 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the Swiss skier shout when he fell down a mountain?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Alp!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-33 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s the difference between ice and icicle?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice has noel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-34 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What happens when a moose feels cold?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They get moose bumps!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-35 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you put over a baby reindeer&#8217;s crib?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snow-mobile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-36 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why do bears always get fired in the winter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They get caught sleeping on the job.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-37 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the Arctic explorers say in the snow storm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>This weather is snow joke.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-38 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What did the snowflake say when its friend was upset?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Don\u2019t flurry, be happy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-39 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What is a winter ghost called?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Casp-brrrrrrr.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-40 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What&#8217;s a reindeer&#8217;s favorite coffee shop?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Starbucks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-41 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do trees say after a very long winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>That&#8217;s a re-leaf.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-42 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>What do you call a slow skier?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slopepoke!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-43 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>How do you build a snow house?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Igloo it together.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of robots live at the North Pole?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow-bots.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Did you hear about the kid who was hit with a snowball?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was knocked out cold.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does a mountain stay warm?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snowcaps.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of ball never bounces?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snowball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner. \" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" id=\"snowman\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong><strong>Snowman Jokes<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-44\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do snowmen keep their vinyl collection outside in the winter?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They only like cool music.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What rapper do snowmen love?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice-T.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>How do you make a snowman&#8217;s bed?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With sheets of ice and a blanket of snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman&#8217;s pet poodle?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slush-puppy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman.png\" alt=\"Happy illustrated snowman. \" class=\"wp-image-35669\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowman-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is a female snowman called?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snow-ma\u2019am<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why isn&#8217;t Frosty ever late?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Time waits for snow-man.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an old snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Water.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you sing on a snowman&#8217;s birthday?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Freeze a jolly good fellow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the snowman say as it left its friend\u2019s house?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I\u2019ll snow myself out.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call little snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chill-dren.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call it when a snowman has a tantrum?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A meltdown.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice Krispies.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What gift should you never give a snowman?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>An electric blanket.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you protect yourself from angry snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With a heater.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What issue are snowmen most concerned about?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Global warming.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frost bite.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What do you call a snowman on a hot day?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Water.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-45\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does a snowman travel?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By riding an icicle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to the other when they were late for a party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Let&#8217;s go, I\u2019m in a flurry!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snowman\u2019s dream job?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To be in snow-business.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do snowmen turn yellow sometimes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ask your dog.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I smell carrots<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do snowmen save their money?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snowbanks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the eye doctor say to the snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>How\u2019s your icesight?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who protects snowmen?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow angels.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where did the snowmen go dancing?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Snowball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman on roller skates?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A snowmobile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the police officer say to the snowman robbing a bank?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Freeze!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of haircuts do snowmen get?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cold cuts.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4.png\" alt=\"Colorful image of this joke: What was the snowman doing at the grocery store? \nPicking out a nose! \" class=\"wp-image-42124\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-4-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does Frosty\u2019s mom put on her face at night?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cold cream.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman in summer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A puddle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Did you hear about the very rude snowman?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He didn&#8217;t even carrot all.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why can&#8217;t you ever trust a snowman?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They&#8217;re flakes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen get when they turn 16?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A license to chill.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snowman\u2019s favorite drink?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A slushy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-m-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0010\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85935\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop-300x163.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop-768x416.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-d-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0024\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"393\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile.png 393w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile-197x300.png 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-46\" id=\"polar-bear\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Polar Bear Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-47 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are polar bears so itchy?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They have antarc-ticks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when a polar bear ignores you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The cold shoulder.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do polar bears call seals riding a skateboard?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Meals on Wheels.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is a polar bear&#8217;s favorite food?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Brrrrrrritos.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do polar bears greet each other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice to meet you.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a group of polar bears in the desert?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Lost.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the polar bear fall asleep in the snow?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It needed a powder nap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating.png\" alt=\"Illustration of a polar bear skating. \" class=\"wp-image-35673\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Polare-Bear-Skating-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who is a polar bear&#8217;s favorite singer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Seal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a polar bear with no ears?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anything you like, they can\u2019t hear you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a polar bears favorite event at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Snow-and-Tell<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-48\" id=\"penguin\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Penguin Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-49\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a penguin\u2019s favorite drink?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iced tea.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin get when it won the bobsled race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A cold medal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent.png\" alt=\"Cute illustrated penguin running and smiling. \" class=\"wp-image-35682\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent.png 800w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Penguin-Transparent-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do penguins like to swim in saltwater?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because pepper makes them sneeze.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the penguin only wear one mitten?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The weather forecast had a 50% chance of snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do penguins love to do on the weekend?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chill out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin say to the polar bear?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Have an ice day!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-50\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a penguin\u2019s favorite kind of cake?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anything covered in icing.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a penguin that\u2019s really smart?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Brrrr-iliant.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a penguin\u2019s favorite condiment?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Chilly sauce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do penguins wear when they get cold?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice caps<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the penguin go to the party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It had snow one to go with.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the penguin crash on the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>There aren\u2019t any chickens in the Arctic.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Starfish<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the penguin say when it got lost in the igloo?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>There\u2019s snow way out.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-51\" id=\"yeti\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Yeti &amp; Snow Monster Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-52\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does a Yeti surf the web?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On the Winter-net.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do healthy yetis eat?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Iceberg lettuce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you get a snow monster to go away?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Get into a heated argument.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a very strong winter monster with a six-pack?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Abdominal snowman.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a yeti\u2019s favorite lunch?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>An iceberger.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the abominable snowman go to the party?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He had snow-one to go with.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-53\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are yetis always invited to parties?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re great at breaking the ice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snow monsters eat for breakfast?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frost Bites<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background.png\" alt=\"Illustration of an ice-cream cone with three scoops. \" class=\"wp-image-35667\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ice-cream-scoops-transparent-background-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snow monster\u2019s favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ice scream<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What prize did the yeti win for its ice sculpture?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Best in Snow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the yeti say to the snow monster after it explained its idea?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Icy what you mean.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png\" alt=\"Illustrated snowflake banner.\" class=\"wp-image-34943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Snowflake-Border-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-54\" id=\"knock-knock\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Winter Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-55\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-56 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-57 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-58 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-59 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-60 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1\">Ben waiting for winter all year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-61 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-62 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-63 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-64 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-65 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-66 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background.png\" alt=\"Cute illustration of a reindeer. \" class=\"wp-image-35663\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/elk-transparent-background-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-67 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-68 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-69 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-70 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-71 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Holly up, it&#8217;s cold out here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-72 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-73 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-74 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-75 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-76 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Emma cold standing outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-77 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-78 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-79 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-80 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-81 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow use, I can&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-82 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-83 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-84 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-85 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-86 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snowbody home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-87 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-88 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-89 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-90 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-91 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-92 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-93 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-94 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-95 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-96 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:0;margin-left:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow real way of knowing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-97 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-98 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-99 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Scold.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-100 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">Scold who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-101 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);margin-bottom:0;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);line-height:1.0\">&#8216;Scold outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-102 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-103 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-104 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-105 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-106 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Ivan awful cold right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-107 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-108 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-109 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-110 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-111 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Icy a big snowstorm coming!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-112 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Knock, knock.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-113 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-114 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-115 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow who?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-116 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.0\">Snow way I&#8217;m telling you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-117 wp-block-paragraph\" 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Perfect for classroom activities or festive parties, these themed cards feature hearts, cupcakes, and more. 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