{"id":31728,"date":"2024-10-04T10:54:07","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T18:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=31728"},"modified":"2025-11-21T08:12:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T16:12:09","slug":"christmas-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/christmas-jokes-for-kids\/31728","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Jokes for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christma-Jokes-Header-Image-3.png\" alt=\"Free printable Christmas Jokes for Kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-31847\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christma-Jokes-Header-Image-3.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christma-Jokes-Header-Image-3-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christma-Jokes-Header-Image-3-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>130+ Christmas Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Laugh your way through the holidays with family-friendly Christmas jokes starring Santa, snowmen, elves, reindeer, and more!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c102c9ca2e88310f74620e1a00194ea2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#santa\" title=\"\">Santa Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-17ed3a7561868065526c69b1d55210d8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#reindeer\" title=\"\">Reindeer Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5a08ebe42c1d4dac09d4d4854f6e6c9d wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#snowman\" title=\"\">Snowman Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4bc2583cb21c7199e432b5040fce5843 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#elf\" title=\"\">Elf Jokes <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b0c1a8afd03dd23f9db54dd0b9c7ae17 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#miscellaneous\" title=\"\">Christmas Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-850dbe33be04efb43925189968712396 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#knock\" title=\"\">Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ba82eb18c81af74883f293e4351f870f\" id=\"santa\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Santa Jokes<\/strong><span id=\"docs-internal-guid-90f12562-7fff-f1b0-2631-d3b25784a353\"><div><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 700; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline;\"><\/span><\/div><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-23df0cda7c141c72c51d82ca81ca26bc is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why does Santa go down the chimney?<\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it soots him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call Santa when he runs out of money?<\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">St. Nickel-less.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa\u2019s shadow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hold on for deer life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call Santa when he takes a break?<\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa Pause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?<\/strong><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he wanted to see time fly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is Santa\u2019s dog\u2019s name?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa Paws!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call Santa\u2019s little helpers?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Subordinate clauses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did Santa change his name to when he became a detective?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa Clues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crisp Kringle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sandy Claus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who delivers presents to sharks?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa Jaws!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How much did Santa&#8217;s sleigh cost?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing, it was on the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does Santa take pictures?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With his Pole-aroid camera!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is Santa so good at karate?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he has a black belt.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Christmas Quacker!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In his Claus-et.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Claus-trophobia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does Santa go when Christmas is over?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On vacation to a ho-ho-ho-tel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Upside-down-santa.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a Santa Clause stuck upside down in a chimney. \" class=\"wp-image-31734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Upside-down-santa.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Upside-down-santa-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Upside-down-santa-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What was Santa&#8217;s favorite subject in school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chemistree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you know when Santa\u2019s around?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can always sense his presents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It looks like rain, deer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s Santa&#8217;s favorite sandwich?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peanut Butter &amp; Jolly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-5.png\" alt=\"Colorful illustration of this joke: What do you say to Santa when he's taking attendance at school? \nPresent!\" class=\"wp-image-42127\" 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height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-89754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png 393w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop-211x300.png 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3a66c374d4db950a824a2ad9b7c1dd1a\" id=\"reindeer\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Reindeer Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1d96d955b49dc112ec798c62cf8248d6\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is Prancer always wet?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he\u2019s a rain-deer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Horn-aments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A reiiindeer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/reindeer.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a cute little brown reindeer. \" class=\"wp-image-31738\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/reindeer.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/reindeer-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/reindeer-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Which reindeer sometimes flies around on Valentine\u2019s Day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cupid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do reindeer enjoy yoga?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It helps them feel Blitz-ZEN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What game do reindeer love to play?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Truth or deer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call the elves who take care of Santa\u2019s reindeer?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jolly ranchers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-3.png\" alt=\"Colorful illustration of this joke: Which of Santa's Reindeer has the best moves? Dancer. \" class=\"wp-image-42129\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-3.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-3-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-bdc0909ffe5738ea38f0601aa7836d45\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Which street in France is every reindeer&#8217;s favorite to fly through?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rue Dolph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rude-olph!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who did the reindeer invite to her Christmas party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her nearest and deer-est friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What should you give a reindeer with a stomach ache?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elk-a-seltzer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s the difference between reindeer and a knight? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do reindeer always smile?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They like showing off their buck teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He refers to his calen-deer.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa-tizer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This one\u2019s gonna sleigh you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a scary looking reindeer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A cari-boo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Can you name all of Santa\u2019s reindeer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, they already have names.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did Rudolph cross the road?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he was tied to the chicken!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0cbd4bec1734c84bacd86208268f0fad\" id=\"snowman\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Snowman Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f8b65df7aaab43bfc5e793fdb7cd8767\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frosted flakes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frostbite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen love to eat at barbecues?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cold-slaw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was picking his nose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The abdominal snowman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He\u2019s cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s Frosty the Snowman\u2019s favorite dessert?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ice Krispie Treats.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What song do snowmen sing at birthday parties?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Freeze a jolly good fellow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the snowman wearing headphones?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was listening to some cool tunes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A chill pill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-1.png\" alt=\"Illustration of this Christmas Joke: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby. \" class=\"wp-image-42131\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-1.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-1-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-44947814c686d8f42338165da59dcef1\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to the other?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you smell carrots?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one snowman say to another snowman?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You\u2019re cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen wear on their heads?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ice caps!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do snowmen do their online shopping?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The winternet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A meltdown!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do snowmen keep their money?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In snow banks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an old snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the snowman do when he got upset?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had a meltdown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snowman\u2019s favorite animal?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A b-lizard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How does a snowman get around?<br><\/strong>By riding an \u201cicicle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do snowmen eat for lunch?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Icebergers.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4ba653aebce039741c8f2d28b91b6ca9\" id=\"elf\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Elf Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18c61ad433978519924429bfa73d8d76\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s an elf\u2019s favorite type of music?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWrap\u201d music!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;Elfis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do elves use to make last minute repairs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ig-glue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;First, yule log in&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What make of cars do elves drive?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toy-otas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do elves put inside their shoes?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their mistletoes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of photos do elves take?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elf-ies.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5551d1dd0d39b3450aee40c943bec6da\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do Santa\u2019s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elf-abet soup!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the elf learn at school?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ELF-abet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an elf who tells jokes?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Christmas card.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call an elf who learns independently?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elf-taught.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when an elf passes gas?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jingle smells.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wanted to sleep like a log!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a greedy elf?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elfish.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-border-color has-midnight-blue-border-color has-midnight-blue-color has-frosted-sky-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"border-width:1px;border-radius:15px;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);line-height:1.5\"><strong>More Holiday Fun!<\/strong> Check out our free printable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/christmas-crafts-and-activities\/31930\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">printable Christmas Crafts<\/a>, printable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/120-fun-christmas-trivia-questions-for-kids-and-families-with-answers-free-printables\/72612\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Christmas Trivia with Answers<\/a>, and printable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/free-christmas-printables\/72275\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Holiday Word Searches, Crossword Puzzles and More<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6d3ab9ae22b794ec4bb1995106d9af89\" id=\"miscellaneous\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Miscellaneous Christmas Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c68ef85571fef0f109bb8e4b81b0df0b\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tinselitis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they always drop their needles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It needed a trim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do sheep say Merry Christmas?<br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fleece Navidad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pineapple!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nurse them back to elf.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He got 12 months.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the little kid so cold on Christmas morning?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it was Decembrrrrrr!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Baaaa humbug!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What falls but never gets hurt?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Snow.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-2.png\" alt=\"Colorful illustration of the Christmas Joke: What did one Christmas Tree say to the other? Lighten up! \" class=\"wp-image-42130\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-2.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Winter-jokes-for-Kids-Social-Images-2-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Candy canes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does the gingerbread girl put on her bed?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cookie sheets.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do snow globes feel this time of year?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little shaken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of bug hates Christmas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A humbug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of Christmas present just can\u2019t be beat?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A broken drum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What Christmas song does fruit like the most?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We Wish You a Berry Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What body part do you only see at Christmas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The mistle-toe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did Scrooge win the football game?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ghost of Christmas passed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is a foot a good Christmas present?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it makes a good stocking stuffer.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Tree.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a Christmas tree with brightly colored lights decorating it. \" class=\"wp-image-31743\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Tree.png 600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Tree-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6e4054dbf1a4a17e6d15527bed887b46\" id=\"knock\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes<\/strong><span id=\"docs-internal-guid-90f12562-7fff-f1b0-2631-d3b25784a353\"><div><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 700; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline;\"><\/span><\/div><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-bbfd1d042ecf1d88faff2b6c4862bf35\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ya.&nbsp;<br>Ya who?&nbsp;<br>Wow, you\u2019re really excited about Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mary.<br>Mary who?<br>Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a boy knocking on a door. \" class=\"wp-image-28293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Donut.<br>Donut who?<br>Donut open till Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-aa313ac321d0b2338561c3a12f170342\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Snow.<br>Snow who?<br>Snow use \u2013 I\u2019ve forgotten my name again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Noah.&nbsp;<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good Christmas joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Chris.&nbsp;<br>Chris who?&nbsp;<br>Christmas is here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Argue.&nbsp;<br>Argue who?&nbsp;<br>Argue going to pass the gravy or what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who?<br>Arthur any leftovers?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a string of brightly colored Christmas lights. \" class=\"wp-image-31731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Lights-Border-768x96.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Sq-Image-Christmas-Jokes-Coloring-Pagev2.png\" alt=\"Free printable Christmas Jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-31784\" style=\"object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Sq-Image-Christmas-Jokes-Coloring-Pagev2.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Sq-Image-Christmas-Jokes-Coloring-Pagev2-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\" id=\"printable\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Christmas-Jokes-Combined.pdf\"><strong>Print all Christmas Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"63\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-768x47.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-73932\" class=\"wp-block-post post-73932 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities 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href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/10-festive-free-printable-christmas-crafts-for-kids-with-templates\/73932\" target=\"_self\" >10 Festive &#038; Free Printable Christmas Crafts for Kids (with Templates!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Download free printable Christmas crafts for kids\u2014perfect for fun, festive, hands-on holiday activities at home or in the classroom.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/10-festive-free-printable-christmas-crafts-for-kids-with-templates\/73932\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-72612\" class=\"wp-block-post post-72612 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry 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