{"id":28285,"date":"2024-09-10T12:39:17","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T20:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=28285"},"modified":"2025-11-03T11:19:06","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T19:19:06","slug":"thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids\/28285","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-a89b3969 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain  wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>105 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Add a side of laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration with printable jokes featuring turkeys, Thanksgiving foods, and other holiday traditions. <br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-415585384743d3308d7df584d98b51fa\" style=\"color:#033eaa;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#turkey\" title=\"\">Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8f4e6ab70857c0b33fb524aab8b9a9dd\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#food\" title=\"\">Thanksgiving Food Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2cecab315d8270fd9f6ad5e9e37f7b66\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#other\" title=\"\">Other Thanksgiving Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f270b66620ae1175747a5a7d3a649337\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#knock\" title=\"\">Knock Knock Thanksgiving Jokes <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5fd4193350b7f945664be34c4babca64\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#printable\" title=\"\">Printable Thanksgiving Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-midnight-blue-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8960999e2b847181a8bb53b72a30085a\" style=\"line-height:1.5\">Serve up some extra laughs this Thanksgiving with kid-friendly jokes about turkeys, food, and more. These silly Thanksgiving jokes for kids are full of funny punchlines the whole family will love and are perfect for sharing at the dinner table or during holiday downtime!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-border-color has-orange-border-color has-midnight-blue-color has-sunny-buttercream-background-color has-text-color has-background\" style=\"border-width:3px;border-radius:15px\">Pair these Thanksgiving jokes with our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-riddles-for-kids\/28581\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">50+ Thanksgiving riddles for kids and families<\/a>! Then add in some hands-on fun with our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/thanksgiving-crafts-and-activities\/31200\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">35+ free Thanksgiving activities and crafts <\/a>for kids &#8211; they&#8217;re perfect for home or the classroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-c1ca4cb8ccf70f655d7946d15c8c8026\" id=\"turkey\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Turkey Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-66480b00f57009598864f61ee4192991 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#01075f\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>Why do turkeys always play the drums in a band?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They have drumsticks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was the chicken\u2019s day off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the turkey haunted house?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had a poultry-giest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What key has legs and can\u2019t open doors?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A turkey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the police arrest the turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They suspected fowl play!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was tired of the fowl language!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a running turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fast food!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why can\u2019t you take a turkey to lunch?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because they\u2019ll gobble it up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey cross the road twice?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To prove he wasn\u2019t chicken!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Who isn&#8217;t hungry at Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The turkey\u2013he\u2019s already stuffed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes\u2013a building can\u2019t jump at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The turkey trot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The tur-key.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They both have stuffing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What key won&#8217;t open any door?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A turkey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the chewing gum cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was stuck on the turkey&#8217;s foot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a hill?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An eggroll!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do you find a turkey with no legs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Exactly where you left it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call it when it rains turkeys?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fowl weather!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What sound does a turkey\u2019s phone make?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wing, wing<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Just one, but sometimes they don\u2019t fit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a turkey\u2019s favorite dessert?<\/strong><strong><br><\/strong>Apple gobbler!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A poultry-geist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happened when the turkey got into a fight?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He had the stuffing knocked out of him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don&#8217;t turkeys play baseball?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They don\u2019t want to hit a fowl ball.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the most musical part of a turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The drumsticks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best way to stuff a turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Serve it lots of food!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you make a turkey float?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Add two scoops of ice cream, a turkey, and root beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All About That Baste<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vegetarians<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Turkey1.png\" alt=\"Thanksgiving turkey wearing a pilgrim's hat. \" class=\"wp-image-28287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Turkey1.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Turkey1-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Turkey1-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the turkey prom?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a Butterball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have peck-nics!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quack, quack!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happened when the turkey got into a fight?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had the stuffing knocked out of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why was the turkey ejected from the game?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It committed a fowl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a limping turkey say?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wobble, wobble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do turkeys use to serve drinks?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gob-lets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A turkey that can pluck itself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the turkey cross the lake?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On a gravy boat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t the cook season the turkey?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He ran out of thyme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did the turkey get home from Thanksgiving dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the gravy train.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A bird that sucks your gravy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey go to the doctor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was feeling stuffy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lucky!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey sit on the ax?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wanted to hatchet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the turkey cross the road?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was following the chicken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don&#8217;t turkeys fly on airplanes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They prefer to wing it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image u-m-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0015\"><img 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src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png\" alt=\"Cute Thanksgiving animals border. \" class=\"wp-image-28268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png 15154w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1200x400.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-768x256.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1536x512.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-2048x683.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 15154px) 100vw, 15154px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-36b51bb9e17b062ba860be55cc3ae6c4\" id=\"food\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Thanksgiving Food Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6984ccfaf9c81f73e260e321ceefa782\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019re unforgettable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You complete me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It needed a filling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do little pumpkins cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a crossing gourd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a piece offering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nice to meat you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pie.png\" alt=\"Thanksgiving berry pie. \" class=\"wp-image-28290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pie.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pie-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pie-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Their favorite yammies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You wanna piece of me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How did Salt and Pepper welcome the guests at Thanksgiving dinner?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seasoning\u2019s greetings!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because it\u2019s a-maize-ing.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1290fd9c506903dd2da74779851d8bf5\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had 24 carrots!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pumpkin pi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s a pumpkin\u2019s favorite game?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Squash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What kind of vegetable is banned from the kitchen?<\/strong><strong><br><\/strong>The leek!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?<\/strong><strong><br><\/strong>Your teeth!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How many cranberries grow on a bush?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What are unhappy cranberries called?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blueberries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you share secrets in the cornfield?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because corn has ears!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you fix a cracked pumpkin pie?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a pumpkin patch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re tops!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the cranberries ask the turkey for advice?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were in a jam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, I yam.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"15154\" height=\"5051\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png\" alt=\"Cute Thanksgiving animals border. \" class=\"wp-image-28268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png 15154w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1200x400.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-768x256.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1536x512.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-2048x683.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 15154px) 100vw, 15154px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-15d1247a0e6f11a0ed44acc9a79d9546\" id=\"other\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Other Thanksgiving Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-64749ce68cf49bf2dbb44d1afb391b6a\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><strong>What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One has gobblers, the other has goblins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A har-VEST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fangs-giving!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don\u2019t side dishes tell jokes?<\/strong><strong><br><\/strong>They\u2019re too corny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The letter \u201cg\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the dictionary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nap-kins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What always smells the best at the Thanksgiving table?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your nose<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why don&#8217;t pumpkins tell jokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They might crack up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why is it hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can\u2019t just quit \u201ccold turkey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was outstanding in his field.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wanted mashed potatoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a can opener that doesn\u2019t work?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A can\u2019t opener.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the autumn leaf say to the tree?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m falling for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why was the math workbook sad on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had too many problems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What is a scarecrow&#8217;s favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Straw-berries!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow.png\" alt=\"Fun Thanksgiving scarecrow. \" class=\"wp-image-28447\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-dd225191 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"15154\" height=\"5051\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png\" alt=\"Cute Thanksgiving animals border. \" class=\"wp-image-28268\" style=\"width:861px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png 15154w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1200x400.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-768x256.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1536x512.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-2048x683.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 15154px) 100vw, 15154px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f22cf752804907785b25298ff5c71c8e\" id=\"knock\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f25419e10db48c7534401466d5e4c77d\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?<br>Olive the turkey, let&#8217;s eat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Annie.<br>Annie who?<br>Annie body want some pumpkin pie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butter.<br>Butter who?<br>Butter save me some turkey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who?<br>Arthur any leftovers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a boy knocking on a door. \" class=\"wp-image-28293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gwen.<br>Gwen who?<br>Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I\u2019m hungry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Anita.<br>Anita who?<br>Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?<br>Harry up, I\u2019m hungry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-d37c2a882fe5e048848c3ff5ab1c5221\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Mustache.&nbsp;<br>Mustache who?<br>I mustache you to carve the turkey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Noah.&nbsp;<br>Noah who?<br>Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee.&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee who?&nbsp;<br>Norma Lee I don&#8217;t eat this much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Argue.&nbsp;<br>Argue who?&nbsp;<br>Argue going to pass the gravy or what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Dozen.&nbsp;<br>Dozen who?&nbsp;<br>Dozen anybody else want pie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Holly.&nbsp;<br>Holly who?&nbsp;<br>Holly-days are the best time of year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Hatch.&nbsp;<br>Hatch who?&nbsp;<br>Sorry you\u2019ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Dewey.&nbsp;<br>Dewey who?<br>Dewey have to sit at the kids table again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Gladys.<br>Gladys who?<br>Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"15154\" height=\"5051\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png\" alt=\"Cute Thanksgiving animals border. \" class=\"wp-image-28268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border.png 15154w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1200x400.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-768x256.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-1536x512.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-border-2048x683.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 15154px) 100vw, 15154px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Sq-Image-Thanksgiving-Jokes.png\" alt=\"Free printable list of Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-28454\" style=\"object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Sq-Image-Thanksgiving-Jokes.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Sq-Image-Thanksgiving-Jokes-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-12a27398 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\" id=\"printable\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ABCmouse-Thanksgiing-Jokes-for-Kids-Printable.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"63\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-300x18.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/BlueDot-Separator-4-768x47.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f; letter-spacing:0.5px;\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-6d3fbd8f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-31200\" class=\"wp-block-post post-31200 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities tag-activities tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-thanksgiving\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"928\" height=\"448\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/thanksgiving-crafts-activities2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/thanksgiving-crafts-activities2.jpg 928w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/thanksgiving-crafts-activities2-300x145.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/thanksgiving-crafts-activities2-768x371.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 928px) 100vw, 928px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/thanksgiving-crafts-and-activities\/31200\" target=\"_self\" >Thanksgiving Crafts and Activities<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Keep kids entertained with 35+ Thanksgiving games, crafts, and printables\u2014perfect for classrooms, family gatherings, or holiday fun.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/thanksgiving-crafts-and-activities\/31200\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-28581\" class=\"wp-block-post post-28581 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-first-grade tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-kindergarten tag-preschool tag-printable tag-second-grade tag-thanksgiving\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Riddles-featured-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Riddles-featured-image.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Riddles-featured-image-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Riddles-featured-image-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-riddles-for-kids\/28581\" target=\"_self\" >Thanksgiving Riddles for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Looking for a fun way to entertain the family this Thanksgiving? Check out these 50 silly and tricky Thanksgiving riddles that kids and adults will enjoy!&hellip;<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-riddles-for-kids\/28581\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-28285\" class=\"wp-block-post post-28285 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-holiday-lists tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-jokes tag-printable tag-thanksgiving\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ET-Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-1.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ET-Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-1.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ET-Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-1-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/ET-Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-1-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids\/28285\" target=\"_self\" >Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Enjoy over 100 Thanksgiving jokes for kids, including turkey jokes, food puns, and knock-knock humor. Perfect for family gatherings, these printable jokes will keep the fun&hellip;<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids\/28285\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-28231\" class=\"wp-block-post post-28231 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-first-grade tag-holiday-lists tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-kindergarten tag-pre-k tag-preschool tag-printable tag-second-grade tag-thanksgiving\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Thanksgiving-Words-Header-Image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-words-for-kids\/28231\" target=\"_self\" >Thanksgiving Words for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Expand your child&#8217;s vocabulary with free printable Thanksgiving word lists! Explore seasonal words, thankful terms, A-Z lists, and fun holiday activities.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-words-for-kids\/28231\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-27177\" class=\"wp-block-post post-27177 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-coloring-pages tag-fall tag-halloween tag-thanksgiving\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-image-coloring-page-Fall-Leaves-vs2.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-image-coloring-page-Fall-Leaves-vs2.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-image-coloring-page-Fall-Leaves-vs2-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-image-coloring-page-Fall-Leaves-vs2-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/fall-leaves-coloring-pages\/27177\" target=\"_self\" >Fall Leaves Coloring Pages<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Explore over 20 fall leaf coloring pages designed for kids, featuring single leaves, fall scenes, and cutting practice. Ideal for classroom or home activities, these pages&hellip;<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/fall-leaves-coloring-pages\/27177\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-6376\" class=\"wp-block-post post-6376 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-activities tag-printable tag-thanksgiving tag-worksheet\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/SEO-326-Thanksgiving-Activities-and-Worksheets.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/SEO-326-Thanksgiving-Activities-and-Worksheets.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/SEO-326-Thanksgiving-Activities-and-Worksheets-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/SEO-326-Thanksgiving-Activities-and-Worksheets-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/thanksgiving-activities-and-worksheets-for-preschool\/6376\" target=\"_self\" >Thanksgiving Activities and Worksheets For Preschool and Up<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f;\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Let these Thanksgiving Activities and Worksheets brighten up your holiday fun. 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