{"id":27728,"date":"2024-09-03T11:19:06","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T19:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=27728"},"modified":"2025-10-10T08:26:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T16:26:08","slug":"halloween-riddles-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/halloween-riddles-jokes\/27728","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Riddles &amp; Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Halloween-Riddles-Featured-Image.png\" alt=\"Free printable Halloween jokes and riddles for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-27790\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Halloween-Riddles-Featured-Image.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Halloween-Riddles-Featured-Image-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Halloween-Riddles-Featured-Image-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>120+ Halloween Jokes &amp; Riddles for Kids (Free Printable List)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Bring on the giggles and groans with these ghoulishly delightful free printable Halloween jokes and riddles for kids. They make great entertainment for parties or the dinner table!<br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#e9f5ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#01075f;background-color:#bdd7ff\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#silly\" title=\"\">Silly Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#ghost\" title=\"\">Ghost Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#skeleton\" title=\"\">Skeleton Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#witch\" title=\"\">Witch Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#vampire\" title=\"\">Vampire Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#mummy-monster\" title=\"\">Mummy &amp; Monster Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#zombie\" title=\"\">Zombie Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-10 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#pumpkin\" title=\"\">Pumpkin Halloween Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-11 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><strong><a href=\"#riddles\" title=\"\">Halloween Riddles<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-12 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#033eaa;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#print\" title=\"\">Print Halloween Jokes &amp; Riddles<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-13\" id=\"silly\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Silly Halloween Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-14\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-15 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why are graveyards so noisy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because of all the coffin!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a haunted chicken coop?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A poultry-geist!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What type of key opens a haunted house?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A spoo-key!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is a cemetery the perfect place to write books?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it had great plots!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Candy corneas!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a cow on Halloween?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A boo-vine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"532\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Question-marks.png\" alt=\"Wavy question marks. \" class=\"wp-image-27797\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Question-marks.png 500w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Question-marks-282x300.png 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-16\" id=\"ghost\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Ghost Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-17\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you know if a ghost is lying?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You can see right through them!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite pie?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Boo-berry pie!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are ghosts such great cheerleaders?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They have a lot of spirit!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Boo-boos!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ghost.png\" alt=\"A Halloween ghost. \" class=\"wp-image-27800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ghost.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ghost-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of pants do ghosts wear?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Boo-jeans!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a ghost\u2019s pet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A scaredy-cat!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite game?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hide and shriek!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite flower?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A boo-quet!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tombstones.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do ghosts use to fix their hair?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Scare spray.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do ghosts wash their hair?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With sham-boo!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What room is always missing in a ghost\u2019s house?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A living room<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does a ghost do when he gets into a car?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Puts on its sheet belt!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who did the ghost take on a date?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>His ghoul-friend.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What is a ghost\u2019s favorite meal?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spook-ghetti!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do baby ghosts go during the day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Dayscare centers!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What position does the ghost play in soccer?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ghoul-keeper.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spooktacles!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the ghost say when it found out it had been tricked?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I\u2019ve been bam-BOO-zled!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What comes out of a ghost\u2019s nose when it sneezes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Boo-gers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do ghosts use to remove their makeup?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vanishing cream!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the police officer give the ghost a ticket on Halloween?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It didn\u2019t have a haunting license.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite ride at the fair?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The roller-ghoster!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do ghosts like to eat for dessert?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I-scream!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the ghost crying?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wanted his mummy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t ghosts like rain?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It dampens their spirits!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-m-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0010\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85935\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop-300x163.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Desktop-768x416.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-d-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0024\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"393\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile.png 393w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ABCmouse-40M-CTA-Mobile-197x300.png 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-19\" id=\"skeleton\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Skeleton Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-20\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the skeleton go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>His heart wasn\u2019t in it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the skeleton go to the party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He had no body to go with!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are skeletons so calm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because nothing gets under their skin.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dead ringer!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the skeleton cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It didn\u2019t have the guts!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you make a skeleton laugh?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tickle its funny bone!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spare ribs!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the skeleton run up the tree?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A dog wanted its bones!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the party?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To reach the high spirits!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Lazy bones!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a skeleton that loves to clean?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The grim sweeper.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the skeleton cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To go to the body shop!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A numb-skull.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s favorite instrument?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The trom-bone!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anywhere, as long as it&#8217;s a hip joint.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Skeleton-lrg.png\" alt=\"Halloween grey skeleton. \" class=\"wp-image-27813\" style=\"width:200px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Skeleton-lrg.png 500w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Skeleton-lrg-150x300.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" style=\"width:861px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-21\" id=\"witch\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Witch Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-22\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do witches race on?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vroomsticks!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t witches wear flat hats?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because there\u2019s no point!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a witch\u2019s garage?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A broom closet!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do witches ask for at hotels?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Broom service!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch.png\" alt=\"Halloween witch. \" class=\"wp-image-27819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Witch-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-23\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a witch at the beach?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A sand-witch!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the witch late for school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Her broom over-swept!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do witches fly on brooms?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do witches wear name tags?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>So they know which witch is which!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a witch\u2019s favorite subject in school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spelling!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do witches ride broomsticks?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>So they can make a clean getaway.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a witch&#8217;s favorite makeup?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ma-scare-a.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a witch\u2019s favorite way to travel?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>By scare-o-plane!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-24\" id=\"vampire\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Vampire Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-25\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a vampire who loves to bowl?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Count Strike-ula!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are vampires easily fooled?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They&#8217;re suckers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"792\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Bat.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse as a bat. \" class=\"wp-image-27825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Bat.png 792w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Bat-300x232.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Bat-768x593.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a vampire&#8217;s favorite holiday?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fangs-giving.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where did the vampire go to cash his check?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The blood bank.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a vampire\u2019s best friend?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A blood brother!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the vampire go to art school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wanted to draw blood!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of boats do vampires prefer?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Blood vessels<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-26\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a vampire\u2019s favorite ice-cream flavor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vein-illa!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frostbite!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&nbsp;What kind of dog does Dracula have?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A bloodhound!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a vampire\u2019s least favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A steak!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are vampires like false teeth?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They both come out at night!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/vampire.png\" alt=\"Cartoon vampire. \" class=\"wp-image-27828\" style=\"width:240px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/vampire.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/vampire-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did Dracula take cold medicine?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To stop his coffin!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a vampire\u2019s favorite fruit?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A neck-tarine!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><strong>Why did the vampires get into an argument?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"wp-block-list has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-28\">\n<li>They had bad blood.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29\" id=\"mummy-monster\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Mummy &amp; Monster Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-30\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a mummy\u2019s favorite music?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Wrap music!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t mummies take vacations?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re afraid they\u2019ll relax and unwind!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Yellow-Monster.png\" alt=\"Yellow one eyed Halloween monster. \" class=\"wp-image-27835\" style=\"width:240px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Yellow-Monster.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Yellow-Monster-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the headless horseman go into business?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wanted to get ahead in life!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of underwear do mummies wear?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fruit of the tomb.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do monsters tell their future?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They read their horror-scope.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-31\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the little mummy say it wants to be when it grows up?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A wrap star!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t mummies have friends?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they\u2019re too wrapped up in themselves!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What monster plays tricks on Halloween?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Prank-enstein!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do mummies start their letters?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tomb it may concern.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Mummy.png\" alt=\"Grey mummy.\" class=\"wp-image-27836\" style=\"width:259px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Mummy.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Mummy-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a monster&#8217;s favorite cheese?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Muenster.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don&#8217;t werewolves ever know the time?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they&#8217;re not whenwolves.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-border-color has-background\" style=\"border-color:#8338EC;border-radius:15px;background-color:#ede7ff\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-32\" style=\"color:#ff5e00;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><strong>Try More Fun Halloween Games and Activities<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png\" alt=\"Illustrated black bats border.\" class=\"wp-image-27715\" style=\"width:504px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-6ee76cfc wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-bottom is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;flex-basis:60%\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-33 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);line-height:1.5\">Keep kids entertained this Halloween with spooky crafts, snacks, and free printables! Make balloon bats, yarn pumpkins, and tasty treats, or play Halloween bingo. Download coloring pages, word lists, and more for extra festive fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-a771007d wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button halloween-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-black-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-halloween\" style=\"background-color:#ff9800\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>MORE HALLOWEEN FUN HERE<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-right:0;padding-bottom:0;padding-left:0;flex-basis:40%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ABCmouse-Vampire-2.0-Halloween-Art.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse as a colorful vampire 2.0 Art.\" class=\"wp-image-73684\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:25px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ABCmouse-Vampire-2.0-Halloween-Art.png 550w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ABCmouse-Vampire-2.0-Halloween-Art-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/ABCmouse-Vampire-2.0-Halloween-Art-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-34\" id=\"zombie\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Zombie Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-35\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of horse did the zombie ride?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A night-mare.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a zombie\u2019s favorite cereal?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rice Creepies!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do zombies live?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Dead end streets.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u200b\u200bWhat do zombies install on their door to stay safe?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&nbsp;A dead bolt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t zombies eat clowns?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they taste funny!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the zombie go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To improve its dead-ucation!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What&#8217;s a zombie&#8217;s favorite cheese?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Zom-brie.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a movie about zombies falling in love?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A zom-com.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do zombies love to go swimming?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Dead Sea<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border.\" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-36\" id=\"pumpkin\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Pumpkin Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-37\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The crossing gourd.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A life-gourd!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the gourd so gossipy?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To give &#8217;em pumpkin to talk about.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Squash.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the pumpkin take a detour?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To avoid a seedy part of town.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do pumpkins like to listen to music?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On vine-yl.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>With a pumpkin patch!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1134\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-1200x1134.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse cutting up a Halloween pumpkin. \" class=\"wp-image-27846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-1200x1134.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-300x283.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-768x726.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-1536x1451.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABC-Mouse-Pumpkin-2048x1935.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-38\" id=\"riddles\" style=\"color:#0515bd\"><strong>Halloween Riddles<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-39\" style=\"color:#01075f\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I have three eyes in a row. One of them is red. What am I?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A stoplight<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I can go up and down the stairs without making a sound. What am I?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Carpet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The more of these that a werewolf takes, the more it leaves behind. What are they?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Footsteps<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>You can&#8217;t see me and if you say my name, I disappear. What am I?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Silence<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Frankenstein\u2019s father has three sons. The names of two of them are Egor and Dexter. What is the third son&#8217;s name?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Frankenstein<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I have a body, arms, legs, and a head, but I\u2019m heartless and have no guts. What am I?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A skeleton<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I have four fingers and one thumb and can never move on my own. What am I?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A glove<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A coffin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s covered in eyes and often found in bellies?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Potatoes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I have many teeth, but don&#8217;t bite. What am I?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A comb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Everyone has one of me, and I&#8217;m impossible to lose. What am I?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A shadow<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>In a one-story haunted house, there was a gray cat on a gray bed, a gray ghost near a gray fireplace, a gray zombie on a gray chair, a gray vampire looking through gray curtains\u2013 everything was gray! What color were the stairs? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>There weren&#8217;t any stairs, it was a one story haunted house.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles.png\" alt=\"Free printable Halloween jokes and riddles for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-27857\" style=\"object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles-300x236.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button\" id=\"print\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles-for-Kids-Packet.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the Halloween Jokes &amp; Riddles for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png\" alt=\"Bat border. \" class=\"wp-image-27715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2.png 1600w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-300x47.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1200x188.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-768x120.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Bats-Border-2-1536x240.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">More Riddle Fun! <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#01075f;line-height:1.5\">For even more giggles and brain-teasing fun, be sure to explore <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/riddles-for-kids\/26260\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">our main collection of Fun Riddles<\/a> for Kids! This comprehensive post features a wide array of riddles designed to entertain and challenge young minds across all seasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border aofl-advice-image-video\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/riddles-for-kids\/26260\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets.png\" alt=\"Free printable fun riddles for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-26262\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Featured-Image_riddlesvs4_PrintableWorksheets-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-269406\" class=\"wp-block-post post-269406 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities tag-activities tag-crafts tag-halloween tag-holidays-and-seasons\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1774\" height=\"887\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image.png 1774w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image-1200x600.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Banana-Ghosts-Halloween-Snack-Featured-Image-1536x768.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1774px) 100vw, 1774px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-40 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-banana-ghosts-halloween-snack-for-kids\/269406\" target=\"_self\" >Easy Banana Ghosts Halloween Snack for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-41 wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Make easy banana ghosts with bananas and chocolate chips for a fun Halloween snack kids can help create in just a few simple steps.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-banana-ghosts-halloween-snack-for-kids\/269406\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-269417\" class=\"wp-block-post post-269417 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities tag-activities tag-crafts tag-halloween tag-holidays-and-seasons\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1774\" height=\"887\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1.png 1774w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1-1200x600.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ABCmouse-Halloween-Spider-Cracker-Snack-Craft-1-1536x768.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1774px) 100vw, 1774px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-42 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-spider-halloween-snack-for-kids\/269417\" target=\"_self\" >Easy Cracker Spider Halloween Snack for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-43 wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Make easy cracker spider Halloween snacks with kids using round crackers, pretzel legs, a creamy spread, and candy eyes for a fun edible craft.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-spider-halloween-snack-for-kids\/269417\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-269390\" class=\"wp-block-post post-269390 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities tag-activities tag-crafts tag-halloween tag-holidays-and-seasons\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1774\" height=\"887\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image.png 1774w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image-1200x600.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hallowee-Activities-Pumpkin-Mason-Jar-Featured-Image-1536x768.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1774px) 100vw, 1774px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-44 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-jack-o-lantern-craft-for-kids\/269390\" target=\"_self\" >Easy Mason Jar Jack-O\u2019-Lantern Craft for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-45 wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Make a glowing mason jar jack-o\u2019-lantern with kids using orange paint, a paper pumpkin face, and a battery-operated tea light for Halloween fun.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/easy-jack-o-lantern-craft-for-kids\/269390\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-268620\" class=\"wp-block-post post-268620 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-activities tag-activities 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