{"id":267217,"date":"2026-09-03T18:02:53","date_gmt":"2026-09-04T01:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=267217"},"modified":"2026-09-03T18:02:57","modified_gmt":"2026-09-04T01:02:57","slug":"150-fall-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/150-fall-jokes-for-kids\/267217","title":{"rendered":"150 Fall Jokes for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#760505\"><strong>150 Fall Jokes for Kids (Free Printables!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Spice up your fall adventures with family-friendly fall jokes about apples, pumpkins, falling leaves, and more autumn traditions!<br><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#fda31266\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-white-color has-brown-background-color has-text-color has-background\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#trees-leaves\" title=\"\">Fall Jokes About Trees and Leaves<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#fall-food\" title=\"\">Fall Jokes About Food<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#pumpkins\" title=\"\">Fall Jokes About Pumpkins<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#apples\" title=\"\">Apple Jokes for Fall<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#knock-knock\" title=\"\">Fall Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#football\" title=\"\">Football Jokes for Fall<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-9 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#farm\" title=\"\">Fall Farm Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-10 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#halloween\" title=\"\">Halloween Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-11 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#more-jokes\" title=\"\">More Fall Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-12 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#print-jokes\" title=\"\">Print the Fall Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-13 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:1.5\">Rake in the laughs with our collection of printable family-friendly fall jokes for kids! From pumpkins and apples to colorful leaves, football, and Halloween, these silly jokes and playful puns celebrate all the things that make autumn special.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"trees-leaves\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-14\"><strong>Fall Jokes About Trees and Leaves<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-15 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one leaf say to another?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m falling for you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the tree say to the woodpecker?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLeaf me alone already!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do trees hate taking tests?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They get stumped by trick questions!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do trees get on the internet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They LOG on!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the tree giggle?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It heard acorn-y joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do leaves sing in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRake Me Up When September Ends!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the tree say when it realized it was already the first day of fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m in disbe-leaf!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is it easy to trick autumn leaves?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They fall for anything!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a tree\u2019s favorite drink?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Root beer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do trees use to write their fall to-do lists?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Loose-leaf paper!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the tree decide to change its life completely?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It turned over a new leaf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why couldn\u2019t the tree get a credit card?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It didn\u2019t qua-leaf-y!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the tree enroll in night school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It wanted to branch out and learn something new!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the tree say to the fall foliage?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPlease don\u2019t leaf me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do trees go to snorkel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Great Barrier Leaf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you be afraid of dogwood trees?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their bark is worse than their bite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the tree say at the end of autumn?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fall\u2019s well that ends well!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do trees make terrible house guests?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They don\u2019t know when to leaf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the elm the last to lose its leaves?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a procras-tree-nator!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s an acorn\u2019s favorite subject in school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geome-tree!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Fall-leaves.1.png\" alt=\"Free printable fall leaf coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-268077\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:1.266711943339478;width:362px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Fall-leaves.1.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Fall-leaves.1-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-tangerine-blaze-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-16\" style=\"padding-top:0\">Try Our Free Printable Fall Leaves Coloring Pages <\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/fall-leaves-coloring-pages\/27177\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Go to Fall Leaves<\/strong> <strong>Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image u-m-hide\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0015\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-89753\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile-300x163.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Mobile-768x416.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image u-d-hide aofl-mb-3rem-margin \">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0026\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"393\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-89754\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop.png 393w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Learning-Made-Easy-CTA-Desktop-211x300.png 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"fall-food\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-17\"><strong>Fall Jokes About Food<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-18 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-19 is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-20\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What happens if you eat too much Halloween candy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You get autumn-y ache!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the pepper put on a sweater?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a little chili!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a kid\u2019s favorite vegetable?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Candy corn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What has ears but can\u2019t hear?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A cornfield!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of key can\u2019t open doors?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A tur-key!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It needed a filling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the woman say to the pumpkin spice latte?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou are so brew-tiful!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one ear of corn say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou\u2019re a-maize-ing!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-21\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do root vegetables make the best DJs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They know how to turnip the beet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yammies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vegetarians!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do potatoes cross the sea?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On gravy boats!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wanted mashed potatoes for dinner!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does a turkey have the most feathers?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your nose!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Worksheet-Preview-2.png\" alt=\"Free printable Thanksgiving coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-6217\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.266711943339478;width:362px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Worksheet-Preview-2.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Worksheet-Preview-2-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-tangerine-blaze-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-22\" style=\"padding-top:0\">These Jokes Go Great with Our Thanksgiving Dinner Coloring Pages<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/free-thanksgiving-dinner-coloring-pages-for-kids\/5782\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Go to Thanksgiving Dinner Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"pumpkins\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-23\"><strong>Fall Jokes About Pumpkins<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-24\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It saw a fork ahead!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you fix a broken pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a pumpkin patch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who helps little pumpkins walk home from school safely?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The crossing gourd!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Squash!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the pumpkin do when the police interrogated it?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spilled its guts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a pumpkin\u2019s favorite movie?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gourd of the Rings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pack-o-lantern!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pumpkin-group.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28291\" style=\"width:262px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pumpkin-group.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pumpkin-group-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Pumpkin-group-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a fat gourd?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A plump-kin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do pumpkins hold business meetings?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the gourd room!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a cranky gourd?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A grump-kin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the pumpkin go to the beach every day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It had a job as a life gourd!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a mean pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A jerk-o-lantern!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the gourd get so strong?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pump-kin iron!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pumpkin Pi.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol.png\" alt=\"Cute yellow pi symbol with oversized round glasses and a small smile, set against a black background.\" class=\"wp-image-260065\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.1730458221024258;width:176px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol-300x256.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol-768x655.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet\u2019s give them pumpkin to talk about!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the pumpkin say to the carver?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCut it out!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a pumpkin\u2019s favorite sport?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Squash!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you surprise a pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Catch it off gourd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why should you be patient when you\u2019re picking out the best pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gourd things come to those who wait!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you sing when you want to celebrate a pumpkin?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFor he\u2019s a jolly gourd fellow!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-tangerine-blaze-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-25\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">Get Our Free Printable Pumpkin Coloring Pages<\/h3>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ABCmouse-Square-Image-Pumpkins2.png\" alt=\"Free printable Pumpkin coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-69563\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:1.2738182350358553;width:315px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ABCmouse-Square-Image-Pumpkins2.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ABCmouse-Square-Image-Pumpkins2-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/pumpkin-coloring-pages\/27035\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Go to Pumpkin Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"apples\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-26\"><strong>Fall Jokes About Apples<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the apple cry?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someone hurt its peelings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the apple lose the race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It ran out of juice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the apple go to the gym?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To work out its core!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one apple tart say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI only have pies for you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the Red Delicious say when the Honeycrisp asked for a favor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cApple-solutely!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How can you tell when an apple loves fashion?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Its outfits are always perfectly core-dinated!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the spider scare Granny Smith?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It sat down be-cider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What happened when the Pink Lady married Mr. Macintosh?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They lived apple-y ever after!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of apple throws the best parties?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gala apples!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of apple will you find at the beach?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A crabapple!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-28\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the apple pie say to the plate?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou wanna piece of me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What happened when the Golden Delicious gave a good performance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It got a round of apple-ause!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the apple pie factory always hiring?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It had a high turnover rate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the cinnamon say to the apple pie?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSpice to meet you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you tell a sad apple?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLook on the bright cider life!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s an apple\u2019s favorite superhero?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cider-man!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you make a Red Delicious apple?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Embarrass a Golden Delicious apple!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where did the Macintosh family go on vacation?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Big Apple!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the apple go to the doctor?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It wasn\u2019t peeling well!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you make an apple turnover?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roll it down a hill!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-695a3a3e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Apple-Coloring-Page.png\" alt=\"Free printable apple coloring pages for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-267321\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:1.266711943339478;width:362px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Apple-Coloring-Page.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Apple-Coloring-Page-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-red-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29\" style=\"padding-top:0\">Pair These Jokes with Our Free Printable Apple Coloring Pages<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/apple-coloring-pages\/267238\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Go to Apple Coloring Pages<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" style=\"width:861px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"knock-knock\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-30\"><strong>Fall Knock-Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-31\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Butternut<br>Butternut who?<br>Butternut go outside. It\u2019s chilly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Hannah.<br>Hannah who?<br>Hannah me one of those apples. I&#8217;m hungry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Leaf.<br>Leaf who?<br>Leaf me alone, I&#8217;m trying to tell a joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Nut.<br>Nut who?<br>Nut another leaf to rake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png\" alt=\"An illustration of a boy knocking on a door. \" class=\"wp-image-28293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Knocking-boy-768x640.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Fall.<br>Fall who?<br>Fall-ow me to the pumpkin patch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<strong><br><\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ima.<br>Ima who?<br>Ima big fan of fall!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mitt.<br>Mitt who?<br>Mitt you at the pumpkin patch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-32\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Ida.&nbsp;<br>Ida who?<br>Ida know about you, but I&#8217;m ready for fall!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Annie.&nbsp;<br>Annie who?<br>Annie-body want to go apple-picking?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br>Dishes.&nbsp;<br>Dishes who?&nbsp;<br>Dishes my favorite time of year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Canoe.&nbsp;<br>Canoe who?&nbsp;<br>Canoe come carve pumpkins with us?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Pecan.&nbsp;<br>Pecan who?&nbsp;<br>Pecan somebody your own size!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Turnip.&nbsp;<br>Turnip who?&nbsp;<br>Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock, knock!&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Olive.&nbsp;<br>Olive who?&nbsp;<br>Olive this crisp fall weather!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.&nbsp;<br>Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<br>Freddy.&nbsp;<br>Freddy who?<br>Freddy or not, fall is here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"football\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-33\"><strong>Fall Football Jokes <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-34\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Which football player wears the biggest helmet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The one with the biggest head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the football say to the punter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI get a kick out of you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What insect is always picked last for the football team?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The fumble bee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are football players always so cool?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have so many fans!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the football coach go to the bank?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To get his quarter back!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-35\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What drink do football players hate?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Penal-tea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do football players go when they\u2019re hungry?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Supper Bowl!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where did the quarterback take his date?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To the Foot Ball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why can\u2019t you play football with pigs?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They always hog the ball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do football players go when they need new uniforms?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">New Jersey!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"farm\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-36\"><strong>Fall Farm Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-37\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the scarecrow win a prize?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was outstanding in his field!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the farmer plant more root vegetables?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beets me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a scarecrow\u2019s favorite fruit?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Straw-berries!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the scarecrow say when he lost all his stuffing?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat was the final straw!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow.png\" alt=\"cartoon scarcrow\" class=\"wp-image-28447\" style=\"width:214px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Scarecrow-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What happened when the scarecrow got in a fight?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He got the stuffing knocked out of him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you wear to a farm in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A har-vest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the farmer say at the end of the harvest?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt\u2019s fall in a day\u2019s work!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-38\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do scarecrows do at night?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They hit the hay!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the farmer say at the start of the hayride?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFall aboard!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you tell a secret on a farm?<\/strong><br>Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the farmer get around to harvesting her herb garden?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She couldn\u2019t find the thyme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the farmer so happy in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was a jolly rancher!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the farmer feel at the end of the harvest?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was beet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you make farmers laugh?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell them corn-y jokes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the farmer know it was fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cow jumped over the harvest moon!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"halloween\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-39\"><strong>Halloween Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-40\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a monster\u2019s favorite game?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hide and shriek!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a witch at the beach?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A sandwich!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do birds say on Halloween?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trick or tweet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spook-ghetti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do vampires keep their money?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the blood bank!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do witches love staying at hotels?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They enjoy ordering broom service!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do ghosts make such good cheerleaders?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have a lot of spirit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frostbite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are graveyards so noisy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of all the coffin!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-41\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are mummies so good at keeping secrets?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They know how to keep things under wraps!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the witch do when she couldn\u2019t afford to pay her rent?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Found a broom-mate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do ghosts wash their hair?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With sham-boo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s favorite food?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spare ribs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the little vampire want to go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He forgot to study for the blood test!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What monster loves practical jokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prank-enstein!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-tangerine-blaze-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-42\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">Get Our Entire Collection of Halloween Jokes <\/h3>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles.png\" alt=\"Fun Halloween jokes and riddles for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" class=\"wp-image-27857\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.2738182350358553;width:315px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/sq-Coloring-Page-Halloween-Jokes-and-Riddles-300x236.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/halloween-riddles-jokes\/27728\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>See All Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"more-jokes\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-43\"><strong>More Fall Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-44\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the kid say autumn was his favorite season?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He thought money grew on trees!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the man go skydiving in September?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He loved the fall!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you know when winter arrives?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Autumn leaves!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What comes at the end of September, October, and November?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The letter R!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where does September come after October?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the dictionary!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had a great fall!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What band is popular in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Pumpkin Spice Girls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the easiest way to travel in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By autumn-obile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-tangerine-blaze-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-45\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">Try Our 30+ Fall Crafts for Kids<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"650\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/fall-crafts-for-kids-e1752853288160.jpg\" alt=\"Child creating fall leaf crafts at a table covered with colorful autumn leaves and art supplies.\" class=\"wp-image-66138\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/fall-crafts-for-kids-e1752853288160.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/fall-crafts-for-kids-e1752853288160-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/fall-crafts-for-kids-e1752853288160-768x416.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/fall-crafts-for-preschool\/65848\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Go to Fall Crafts for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-46\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the acorn say to the squirrel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMove along\u2014nuttin\u2019 to see here!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the cutest season of all?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Awww-tumn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did autumn say to summer?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019ll fall-ow you anywhere!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why should you put on extra layers on a fall day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sweater safe than sorry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why can\u2019t autumn last forever?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fall good things must end someday!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you say on the last day of autumn?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s fall, folks!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What month do fires dislike?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No-ember!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do lumberjacks say at the start of fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSep-timberrrrr!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do birds fly south in the fall?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it\u2019s too far to walk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the poodle glad when fall arrived?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was tired of being a hot dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of bear loves autumn rain?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A drizzly bear!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a bear on a chilly autumn day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A brrrr!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"print-jokes\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-47\"><strong>Print All Fall Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Fall-Jokes-Preview.png\" alt=\"Free printable fall jokes for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-268472\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Fall-Jokes-Preview.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Sq-Image-Fall-Jokes-Preview-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div style=\"--wp--block-button--width: 75;\" class=\"wp-block-button blue-gradient-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width wp-block-button__width-75\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/coloring-page\/fall\/printable-jokes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Print the Fall Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2172\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png\" alt=\"Autumn-themed garland of colorful leaves and acorns arranged in a row in a decorative banner.\" class=\"wp-image-266331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner.png 2172w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-300x41.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1200x166.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-768x106.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-1536x212.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Banner-2048x283.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2172px) 100vw, 2172px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-brown-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-48\"><strong>More Fall Activities for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-267217\" class=\"wp-block-post post-267217 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-fall tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Fall-Jokes-Featured-imagevs2-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-49 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/150-fall-jokes-for-kids\/267217\" target=\"_self\" >150 Fall Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-50 wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Discover 150 family-friendly fall jokes for kids about pumpkins, apples, leaves, football, farms, and Halloween, plus free printables.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/150-fall-jokes-for-kids\/267217\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-267238\" class=\"wp-block-post post-267238 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-coloring-pages tag-fall tag-food tag-holidays-and-seasons\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2134\" height=\"1067\" 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