{"id":260021,"date":"2026-07-17T13:18:01","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T20:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/?p=260021"},"modified":"2026-07-17T14:49:22","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T21:49:22","slug":"school-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/school-jokes-for-kids\/260021","title":{"rendered":"160+ School Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-printables-titlegroup\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3e41869c wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aofl-rounded-bubble-title\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/category-printables-worksheets\" style=\"color:#fae550;background-color:#3776c5\"><strong>Printables<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"background-color:#2458a5\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full aofl-fullbackground-width\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" alt=\"Cartoon boy scientist and a worm reading books beside the title 'School Jokes For Kids' on a pink gradient background.\" class=\"wp-image-260439\" style=\"object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, 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class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-chain wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/%20\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M15.6,7.2H14v1.5h1.6c2,0,3.7,1.7,3.7,3.7s-1.7,3.7-3.7,3.7H14v1.5h1.6c2.8,0,5.2-2.3,5.2-5.2,0-2.9-2.3-5.2-5.2-5.2zM4.7,12.4c0-2,1.7-3.7,3.7-3.7H10V7.2H8.4c-2.9,0-5.2,2.3-5.2,5.2,0,2.9,2.3,5.2,5.2,5.2H10v-1.5H8.4c-2,0-3.7-1.7-3.7-3.7zm4.6.9h5.3v-1.5H9.3v1.5z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Link<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color\"><strong>160+ School Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-color\" style=\"color:#767676;font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Build excitement for back-to-school season or get kids laughing in the classroom with these clever jokes!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-advice-table-ofcontents has-background\" style=\"border-radius:5px;background-color:#ff5e001c\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-white-color has-text-color has-background\" style=\"background-color:#e0052a\">Table of Contents<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"anchor-link-with-margin has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" id=\"st.-patrick\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#school-jokes-animals\" title=\"\">School Jokes About Animals<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#school-supplies-jokes\" title=\"\">Jokes About School Supplies&nbsp;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#school-jokes-dinosaurs\" title=\"\">School Jokes About Dinosaurs<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#english-library-jokes\" title=\"\">English and Library Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"#math-jokes\" title=\"\"><strong>Math Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#science-jokes\" title=\"\">Science Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#music-art-jokes\" title=\"\">Music and Art Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#teacher-jokes\" title=\"\">School Jokes About Teachers<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#food-jokes\" title=\"\">School Jokes About Food<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#silly-jokes\" title=\"\">Silly School Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"#knock-knock-jokes\" title=\"\">School Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#print\" title=\"\">Print the <strong><strong>School<\/strong><\/strong> Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:600\"><a href=\"#more-activities\" title=\"More Back to School Activities\">More <strong><strong>Back to School<\/strong><\/strong> Activities<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1651\" height=\"2270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse wearing a backpack and a smile.\" class=\"wp-image-67918\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.796200984929833;width:225px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418.png 1651w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418-218x300.png 218w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418-873x1200.png 873w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418-768x1056.png 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418-1117x1536.png 1117w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ABC-BacktoSchool-Character-e1755576573418-1490x2048.png 1490w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1651px) 100vw, 1651px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:2px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3cd914293e7cbe4e76080a4aa2a1895c wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);line-height:1.5\">Get ready for some class-act laughs! This collection of school jokes for kids is packed with silly puns and humor, making it perfect for kids of all ages and sharing at home, in the classroom, or on the go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-365e849577d8f76c0f6af632706fb7c2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);line-height:1.5\">Printable jokes can also put a new twist on reading practice. Invite kids to take turns reading jokes to each other or have your child read a few of them at dinner or while driving to school. You can find <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/jokes-for-kids\/59951\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">900+ more printable family-friendly jokes here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center is-not-stacked-on-mobile has-border-color has-background is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-206e57e9 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-color:#e0052a;border-style:dashed;border-radius:20px;background-color:#ff5e001c;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:20%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"8368\" height=\"9192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ABC-hard-shade-hand-out-1.png\" alt=\"ABC mouse character hand on hip other hand out stretched to the right.\" class=\"wp-image-70450\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-container-core-column-is-layout-a7dce961 wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:80%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-left:0;line-height:1.5\"><strong>TIP: <\/strong>Pair these jokes with our other free back-to-school activities, including <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/back-to-school-coloring-pages-free-printables\/61858\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">back-to-school coloring pages<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/back-to-school\/62183\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">back-to-school worksheets and printables<\/a>, and more!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-120f457f1d752e4a45f60cadc9642f24\" style=\"border-radius:50px;color:#e0052a;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-663c4f63 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8fa4f2d6e8046c1c4eb93885fe85c533\" id=\"school-jokes-animals\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>School Jokes About Animals<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4e9ce67c6fce8a9b066208bbfbe20353 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What did the spider study at school?<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Web design<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why don\u2019t sheep go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they\u2019re baaaaad students!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do tigers sit in the classroom?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Anywhere they want!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the big cat get in trouble at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was lion!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What animal always gets in trouble for copying from other students?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The cheetah!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a skunk\u2019s favorite school event?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The smelling bee!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a snake\u2019s favorite subject?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hiss-tory!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do cats go on school field trips?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The mew-seum!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why wouldn\u2019t the oyster lend its friend a pencil?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was a little shellfish.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the flamingo teacher do when she got mad?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She put her foot down!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/caterpillar-reading-books-cartoon.png\" alt=\"Green worm with glasses reads a red book while perched on a stack of colorful books, a playful learning scene.\" class=\"wp-image-260053\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;width:322px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/caterpillar-reading-books-cartoon.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/caterpillar-reading-books-cartoon-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/caterpillar-reading-books-cartoon-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/caterpillar-reading-books-cartoon-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are fish so smart?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because they live in schools.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the chicken cross the playground?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To get to the other slide!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the dog do so well at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She was the teacher\u2019s pet!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the dog so smart?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He ate everyone\u2019s homework!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What was the insect\u2019s favorite school event?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The spelling bee!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the bees get to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They rode the school buzz!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of dog is best at science?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A lab-ratory retriever!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What time do ducks get up to go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>At the quack of dawn!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the squirrels get in trouble at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They were acting nuts!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why couldn\u2019t the pony teacher talk in class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She was a little horse.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the squid get to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On the octo-bus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do hogs use to write an essay?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A pig pen!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a caterpillar\u2019s favorite subject?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Moth-ematics!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><strong>What kind of snake loves math class<\/strong><\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The adder!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:52px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/abc\/create-account\/?src_tag=wp:cta:0011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"924\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png\" alt=\"ABCmouse banner: left cartoon mouse, blue background, 'Over 1,000,000 Reviews (Average)' with red 'Try FREE for 30 Days!' button\" class=\"wp-image-97431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop.png 924w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop-300x182.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/ABCmouse-Over-1-Milion-Reviews-CTA-Desktop-768x465.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-79406495d6db59320eda4a0e3f0f8037\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cd65b1646b32c0ab5fab60e0974aa77a\" id=\"school-supplies-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Jokes About School Supplies&nbsp;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4b5f376a8e3ae4b5df5dea9422f14d0d is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-018d51ca1e765fa41b6ce2b97e6e9a0e is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29d3a1f3f4cf2c08bd00520b605275e6\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do crayons go on vacation?&nbsp;<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Color-ado<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the king of school supplies?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The ruler!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of band never plays music?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A rubber band<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a pencil with two erasers?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pointless<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the paper say to the pencil?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>That\u2019s a good point!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the pencil say to the pencil sharpener?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cStop going in circles and get to the point!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why weren\u2019t the students allowed to bring scissors to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>So they couldn\u2019t cut class!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0e4bf70c903f995bdcad8d31ed47fe61\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/school-supplies-cartoon-pencil-pen-backpack.png\" alt=\"Playful cartoon school supplies: a purple-yellow backpack flanked by a smiling marker and a smiling pencil, with a green apple nearby.\" class=\"wp-image-260054\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:1.3333333333333333;object-fit:cover;width:355px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/school-supplies-cartoon-pencil-pen-backpack.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/school-supplies-cartoon-pencil-pen-backpack-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/school-supplies-cartoon-pencil-pen-backpack-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/school-supplies-cartoon-pencil-pen-backpack-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did one calculator say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You can count on me!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the glue say to the student who was struggling?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Stick to it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the paper say to the scissors?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Looking sharp!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the best way to get straight As?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Use a ruler!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fac2cdea wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<printables-email-registration style=\"width:fit-content;display:flex;margin:auto\" class=\"wp-block-abcmouse-printables-email-registration\"><\/printables-email-registration>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-88023c420294f0c92969e8c8611c59f3\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-dfec1dc0e803359b5bc39a192afea58f\" id=\"school-jokes-dinosaurs\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>School Jokes About Dinosaur<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>s<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7567aa7d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5df7790257c8b2bfd4dbf0d3abf14d68\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a dinosaur who loves crayons?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Color-asaurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the dinosaur say after failing a test?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I dino what I did wrong!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the dinosaur eat its homework?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because it was hungry!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the baby dinosaur bring a ladder to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because he wanted to go to high school!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-79d1a3e5eb4da34dbada19f4c88974be wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A thesaurus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a dinosaur that loves numbers?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Count-osaurus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I asked a librarian to recommend an author of dinosaur books. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She said \u201cTry Sarah Topps.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:36px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-55cf5e95de2a93d0a1105b78a0e75fea\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1d2bc6c7e1bc14f6454ad04d3be301d0\" id=\"english-library-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>English and Library Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7567aa7d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5d0c0ea98d9623729f6beb2a36b5998a\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Synonym rolls!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the librarian take the clock out of the library?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It tocks too much!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>My teacher only taught us 25 letters of the alphabet. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I don\u2019t know Y.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do librarians use for fishing bait?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bookworms!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do Santa\u2019s helpers learn at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The elf-abet!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a2e4c1ea19853583a1d1d1ca6c9ba7c4 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the teacher say when all the dictionaries were stolen?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m at a loss for words!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The apostrophe was too possessive!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do vampires learn at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The alpha-bat!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a witch\u2019s favorite subject?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Spell-ing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do pirates have trouble learning the alphabet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re always getting lost at C!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:33px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-163af3ef68ec8cafe69778b8e71e2d7e\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-56c8de437965d840e5d4e393ea4b7366\" id=\"math-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Math Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f43891951c73688c046a742886a965e7 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27fa3c0d713499fbb3afaa00c5778acc is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e49f7be66450a2dda04f6abb1a1956be\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the math book sad?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It had too many problems.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a math teacher\u2019s favorite desert?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pi!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do math teachers go when they visit New York?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Times Square!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the student wear glasses in math class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To help with her long di-vision!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What tool do math teachers love best?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Multi-pliers!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol.png\" alt=\"Cute yellow pi symbol with oversized round glasses and a small smile, set against a black background.\" class=\"wp-image-260065\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:3\/4;object-fit:cover;width:219px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol-300x256.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-math-pi-symbol-768x655.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are math teachers so healthy?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They eat three square meals a day!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the math teacher plant on Arbor Day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A geome-tree!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Are vampires good at math?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Not unless you Count Dracula.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-67664cc5dc9ad211c1d84ad9929295e2\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the cranky student say to his math homework?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Solve your own problems, I\u2019m busy!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What state really loves arithmetic?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Math-achusetts!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why do decimals think they\u2019re better than fractions?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because fractions are pointless.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do math teachers eat lunch?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>At the multiplication table!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the geometry teacher exhausted after running a race?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was out of shape.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a number that moves around a lot?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A roamin\u2019 numeral!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the students say after the teacher explained a math problem about money?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cThat makes cents!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the geometry teacher late to class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He sprained his angle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a math teacher\u2019s favorite season?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sum-mer!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where\u2019s the warmest place in the classroom?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The corner\u2014it\u2019s always 90 degrees!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:26px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-ed52abab016c831866309d2ce2d38eb1\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-78c51931f09a593bd83b06eebc47bf21\" id=\"science-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Science Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7567aa7d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-556af382e7b9c43258787d2d79cafb36\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a geology teacher\u2019s favorite kind of music?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Rock!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do astronomy teachers prepare to teach a lesson?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They plan-et.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do science teachers eat when they have bad breath?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Experi-mints!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the geology teacher say to the student who aced the test?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>You rock!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the science teacher get fired?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She only showed up periodically.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the science teacher trust the atoms?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They make up everything!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9024a637f9d932ccc77aed8304255b3b wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do science teachers post on Instagram?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cell-fies!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What does a science teacher decorate in December?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A chemis-tree!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do science teachers wear at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Designer genes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the students feel when they learned about electricity?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Totally shocked.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do stars go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Universe-ity!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the most educated part of the solar system?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The sun\u2014it has millions of degrees!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:38px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-88619c96df83f222f3de44b2bc0faf09\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ba549fec40825a6753d786b634331d1e\" id=\"music-art-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Music and Art Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7567aa7d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cee1700b4029ec1ad8a0578dabe9d7f1\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What will you find in a music teacher\u2019s bathroom cabinet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A tuba toothpaste!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the students love their art teacher?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She was good at drawing out their creativity!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of music do teachers like best?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Class-ical!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-641bd9d8e2d1bef12abaa408e796b564 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She left her keys on the piano!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the music teacher need a ladder?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To reach the high notes!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What class do pirates love the most?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Arrrrrrt!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-0612109c59c7498b3d26384b6897cda2\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-773368949659ae9346671fde22476c0a\" id=\"teacher-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>School Jokes About Teachers<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-bfb4d5d4 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-97464e439390c6bf66f0dee9da2c9dcc\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because her students were so bright!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the teacher write her lesson on the window?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She wanted to make it clear to her students!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the vampire teacher check for understanding?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A blood test!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the teacher do at the pool?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tested the water!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They spend every day seeing pupils!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why shouldn\u2019t you trust a teacher with graph paper?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re always plotting something!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why were the teacher\u2019s eyes crossed?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He couldn\u2019t control his pupils!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s the difference between a teacher and a train?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A teacher says, \u201cSpit your gum out!\u201d and a train says, \u201cChew, chew!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-fff54f26fd782b71e855dea062c0f7da\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/teacher_2D_red_sweater_pointing_left.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-88552\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5791724169136445;width:134px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/teacher_2D_red_sweater_pointing_left.png 695w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/teacher_2D_red_sweater_pointing_left-174x300.png 174w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What should you do if a teacher rolls their eyes at you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pick them up and roll them back!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What\u2019s a college professor\u2019s favorite snack?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Academia nuts!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the teacher make her students wear gloves in winter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because the weather was snow joke!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the teacher wear a helmet to class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She was teaching a \u201ccrash course!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the teacher forget to take attendance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He was absent-minded!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are gardeners such good teachers?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They help their students grow!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-7ab50b8955ae4cf1a210e45498a47ff4\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6f976bd6ebc83c80686e2e48b9926a90\" id=\"food-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>School Jokes About Food<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3a6932cc914432004c56ae1bda0c995e is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-141ba23b32573d8a8708b89430fe4b7b is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-568b2b974ad58c7e087296156a5c33a6\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the banana go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It wasn\u2019t peeling well.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the student eat his homework?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of school teaches you to make ice cream?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sundae school!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What candy always makes the honor roll?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Smarties!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the pickle say after he failed a test?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2014it\u2019s no big dill!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why are corn students so good at listening?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re all ears!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/popcorn-corn-drawing-cartoon.png\" alt=\"Red striped popcorn bucket overflowing with popcorn, corn on the cob beside it, and scattered popcorn kernels on a black background.\" class=\"wp-image-260082\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:1.1200137256584026;width:306px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/popcorn-corn-drawing-cartoon.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/popcorn-corn-drawing-cartoon-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/popcorn-corn-drawing-cartoon-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/popcorn-corn-drawing-cartoon-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-292b5438fcfa71bc44b21cd1e2c68c3e\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the clock get back late from the school cafeteria?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It went back four seconds!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the cookie stay home from school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was feeling crummy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do hamburgers call their school dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Meat Ball!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the egg known as the class clown?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It loved to tell yolks!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What candy is always tardy to class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Choco-late!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who picks up the little ear of corn from school each day?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pop corn!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What candy should you eat on the playground?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Recess Pieces!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the ice cream cone go home from school early?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was having a meltdown!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-be06deb98ed86ab5658ba9878606fabb\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-52cb77515f29982ce5ceee038e490d64\" id=\"silly-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong>Silly School Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-bfb4d5d4 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-09d0afe9704bf40495559f93334e2832\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who is every student\u2019s friend?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The princi-pal!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the nose sad in gym class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No one would pick it for their team!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the student throw the clock out the window?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wanted to see time fly!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the bicycle fall asleep at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was two tired.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What did the school janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cSupplies!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did all the students tie their shoelaces together?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They wanted to take a class trip!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What makes magicians so good at taking tests?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They\u2019re really good with trick questions!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the kid cross the playground?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>To get to the other slide!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you get to the top of the class?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Climb a ladder!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of bus has no wheels?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A sylla-bus!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What kind of school is the friendliest?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hi School!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the students insist on taking the test at the top of a mountain?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They wanted higher grades!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the ghost attend the school dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He had no body to go with.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-laptop-smiling-blue.png\" alt=\"Friendly cartoon laptop with a smiling screen, waving one hand and giving a thumbs up against a light blue backdrop.\" class=\"wp-image-260086\" style=\"width:336px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-laptop-smiling-blue.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-laptop-smiling-blue-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-laptop-smiling-blue-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-laptop-smiling-blue-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the principal plant pine trees all around the school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>She wanted to spruce up the place!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where do carpenters go to learn?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Boarding school!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f45102a70172812f47781a2ba49ef28e\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the skeleton do well at school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>His heart just wasn\u2019t in it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the student sit on the clock?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wanted to be on time for class!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1115\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-alarm-clock-blue.png\" alt=\"Blue twin-bell alarm clock with yellow bells and a white dial, standing on two legs on a black background, showing current time.\" class=\"wp-image-260085\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.3333333333333333;object-fit:cover;width:231px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-alarm-clock-blue.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-alarm-clock-blue-300x279.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-alarm-clock-blue-768x714.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why didn\u2019t the pumpkin go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He wasn\u2019t feeling gourd!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the curtains do well in school?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They were good at pulling things together!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the sponge fail the test?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It was soaking up the wrong answers!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the broom late to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It overswept!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Where will you find flowers growing in school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The kinder-garden!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the sailor\u2019s kids get to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On a scholar-ship!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the echo get detention?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It kept answering back!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>When is a classroom door not a door?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>When it\u2019s ajar!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How do you make school cool?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Take away the S and H!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What do you call a student who\u2019s good at reading maps?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A legend!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the computer stay home from school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It caught a virus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why was the watch so excited for summer vacation?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>It needed to unwind.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the trees fail their exam?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Every question had them stumped.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>How did the beauty school student do on the manicure test?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Nailed it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>He knew how to pass!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group anchor-link-with-margin aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-x-large-font-size wp-elements-6373c39bd9326091ac42eb8edeea5573\" style=\"border-radius:50px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--20)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c71d8f3 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center anchor-link-with-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5299f6431abb2b5088b473b703b7e3c4\" id=\"knock-knock-jokes\" style=\"padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>School Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7567aa7d wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8b75bb09ff72bcda6c815c27b002dec2\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Teddy!<br>Teddy who?<br>Teddy\u2019s the first day of school!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Pencil.<br>Pencil who?<br>Pencil fall down if you don\u2019t wear a belt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Broken pencil.<br>Broken pencil who?<br>Never mind, it\u2019s pointless!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Goat.<br>Goat who?<br>Goa-to bed early\u2014it\u2019s a school night!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Weirdo.<br>Weirdo who?<br>Weirdo you think you\u2019re going\u2014it\u2019s time for school!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-school-building.png\" alt=\"Cartoon-style yellow school building with red roof, central clock, and green trees in front.\" class=\"wp-image-260092\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.7777777777777777;object-fit:cover;width:304px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-school-building.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-school-building-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-school-building-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cartoon-school-building-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Avenue.<br>Avenue who?<br>Avenue done your homework yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Batter.<br>Batter who?<br>Batter hurry up, or you\u2019ll be late to school!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Kenya.<br>Kenya who?<br>Kenya drive me to school? I missed the bus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Luke.<br>Luke who?<br>Luke what a good grade I got on this test!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Donut.<br>Donut who?<br>Donut forget to do your homework!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock Knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Needle.<br>Needle who?<br>Needle little help with your homework?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2005\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border.jpg\" alt=\"Colorful dot border.\" class=\"wp-image-84265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border.jpg 2005w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-300x70.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-1200x281.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-768x180.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-1536x359.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2005px) 100vw, 2005px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns are-vertically-aligned-center  aofl-printable-media-text is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center reverse-order is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:460px\">\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Sq-Image-School-Jokes-Coloring-Page.png\" alt=\"Two pages from a kid\u2019s joke booklet showing '160+ School Jokes for Kids' and 'Jokes About School Supplies' with a small cartoon.\" class=\"wp-image-260473\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;object-fit:contain\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Sq-Image-School-Jokes-Coloring-Page.png 456w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Sq-Image-School-Jokes-Coloring-Page-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons has-custom-font-size has-medium-font-size is-content-justification-center is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f8f67980 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-75 blue-gradient-button anchor-link-with-margin\" id=\"print\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/coloring-page\/jokes-school\/jokes-school\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Print the School<\/strong> <strong>Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:55px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2005\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border.jpg\" alt=\"Colorful dot border.\" class=\"wp-image-84265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border.jpg 2005w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-300x70.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-1200x281.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-768x180.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/rainbow-dot-border-1536x359.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2005px) 100vw, 2005px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 id=\"more-activities\" class=\"wp-block-heading anchor-link-with-margin has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9eb093fc83c11f8e80962bf983769f1b\"><strong>More Back to School Activities<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-border-color has-background\" style=\"border-color:#ff5e00b0;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;background-color:#ff5e001c;margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-e1b7d60fd64110cf7d8fe4f3138453f4\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:45px;border-top-right-radius:45px;border-bottom-left-radius:45px;border-bottom-right-radius:45px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">Strutting with My Backpack! on ABCmouse YouTube<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube aofl-advice-image-video wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Strutting with My Backpack! \ud83c\udf92\u2728 | First Day of School Confidence | ABCmouse Learning Song for Kids\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ToTM-cdKOK4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"line-height:1.5\">Boost back-to-school confidence with this fun song and video designed to help kids feel prepared for their first day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center aofl-mb-3rem-margin aofl-desktop-margin has-white-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-c10e65f3d2e304090a03fa11b683a0cf\" style=\"border-top-left-radius:45px;border-top-right-radius:45px;border-bottom-left-radius:45px;border-bottom-right-radius:45px;background-color:#e0052a;margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-left:0\">Back to School Printables and Activities<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-c0a2ea83 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--70);padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Featured-Image_Would-You-Rather_PrintableWorksheets-1.png\" alt=\"Free printable would you rather game boards for kids from ABCmouse.com. \" class=\"wp-image-63515\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:15px;border-top-right-radius:15px;border-bottom-left-radius:15px;border-bottom-right-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Featured-Image_Would-You-Rather_PrintableWorksheets-1.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Featured-Image_Would-You-Rather_PrintableWorksheets-1-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Featured-Image_Would-You-Rather_PrintableWorksheets-1-768x330.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large has-custom-border\" style=\"margin-top:0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Featured-Image_BTS-BINGO_PrintableWorksheets.png\" alt=\"Free printable dinosaur flashcards for kids from ABCmouse.com.\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-radius:15px;aspect-ratio:16\/9;object-fit:cover\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);line-height:1.5\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/activities\/first-day-of-school-activities-games\/64288\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">first day of school activities<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/back-to-school-bingo-free\/61460\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">classmate bingo<\/a>, and other <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/would-you-rather-questions-for-kids\/62066\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">fun icebreakers<\/a>, kids will find plenty of exciting ways to get ready for back to school while having fun learning along the way.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-context=\"{}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/query\" data-wp-key=\"9\" data-wp-router-region=\"query-9\" class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul style=\"color:#01075f;letter-spacing:0.5px\" class=\"columns-3 aofl-advice-profile-posts wp-block-post-template has-text-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-cda6dc4f wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-260021\" class=\"wp-block-post post-260021 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-back-to-school tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cartoon boy scientist and a worm reading books beside the title &#039;School Jokes For Kids&#039; on a pink gradient background.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/School-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/school-jokes-for-kids\/260021\" target=\"_self\" >160+ School Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Discover 160+ free printable school jokes for kids, including classroom puns, knock-knock jokes, and funny one-liners for back-to-school fun.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/school-jokes-for-kids\/260021\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-91598\" class=\"wp-block-post post-91598 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Cartoon dragon pointing at the headline &#039;Knock Knock Jokes for Kids&#039; on a yellow-to-orange gradient background\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Knock-knock-jokes-for-Kids-Feature-Image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\" target=\"_self\" >200+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Funny, Silly &amp; Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">200+ silly knock-knock jokes for kids, organized by category. Includes printable pages and fun ways to support reading and laughter at home or on the go.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/91598\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-84071\" class=\"wp-block-post post-84071 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-dinosaurs tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Dinosaur-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071\" target=\"_self\" >90+ Dinosaur Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Explore 90+ dinosaur jokes for kids, packed with silly puns and playful wordplay. Includes a free printable for laughs at home or school.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/dinosaur-jokes-for-kids\/84071\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-82283\" class=\"wp-block-post post-82283 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-holidays-and-seasons tag-jokes tag-printable tag-st-patricks-day\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/St.-Patricks-Day-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-v-2.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/St.-Patricks-Day-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-v-2.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/St.-Patricks-Day-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-v-2-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/St.-Patricks-Day-Jokes-for-kids-Header-image-v-2-768x256.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n<h2 style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-7b72746bac6729e02a2f51c7a3eb9984 wp-block-post-title has-text-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/st-patricks-day-jokes-for-kids\/82283\" target=\"_self\" >100 St. Patrick\u2019s Day Jokes for Kids (Free Printable!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"color:#01075f\" class=\"has-link-color wp-elements-8865bb1071a46029123d76d0d8967a9f wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Get kids giggling with these funny, family-friendly St. Patrick\u2019s Day jokes featuring leprechauns, rainbows, and pots of gold.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/printables-and-worksheets\/st-patricks-day-jokes-for-kids\/82283\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<\/li><li data-wp-key=\"post-template-item-59951\" class=\"wp-block-post post-59951 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-printables-and-worksheets tag-jokes tag-printable\">\n<figure class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abcmouse.com\/learn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jokes-for-kids-main-image.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of children laughing.\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" 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